JUANjiru-Anna :) 🇰🇪

HEH

[Mama Oonts🌸💓 @NdindaNdinda]

PALATE CLEANSER VOL. 2 🌹
@DjFita1 + some of East Africa’s finest for a night of homegrown Afro house.
We kick off at 5PM with Sound Safari: Episode 2, then the music begins from 7PM.
@bignyagz Nelix (TZ) · @muraTHEdj @beingnik9 · @Valleriemuthoni · Yellowrastar · Middleman

[T·M ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ @mbarani]

Where on E Citizen can speed fines ( which have a court order stopping them ) be paid ?
You have said all services

[Kari Ki 😊 @Sheilakari]

Omg there’s definitely something wrong with the @SafaricomPLC One App. Twice this week I have sent money to the wrong number despite picking from the App.

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

Zimerudi. Tunaforward movie tukirewind 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

Me when someone ruins my dramatic moment with logic and common sense

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

The set up?? 😍😍 I love women fr.

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

Reviews are many and the work has excellent results 👌🏾

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

Happy new week! Finally opening up career coaching slots for Q3 after a well deserved two week break. DMs open, let’s work together 🥰.

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

EXPOSED: How Tonee Ndungu Tricked Businessman in Sh6.3 Million Share Transfer Scam https://t.co/KJHzNl9JyP

Dudebro for AI is the future of education and “pay 7K to party with movers and shakers of Nairobi for networking,” is a con?

[lorna Joyce @j_lornz]

Hey 🤍

I wanted to finally share something personal… after over 4 years of building Binti through all the ups and downs, we’ve hit a big milestone! We are now local manufacturers 🥹
Our first brand is Mrembo Pads, made right here at home 🇰🇪
@Mrembopads

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

@CycieyCynthia Yup! I realised I wasn’t gonna sustain my daily consumption at these prices
Also their delivery is free for items above 2000/- . Here is the catalogue and their WhatsApp number [phone]

[goma @soigomaa]

The kiss happened in Sydney in August 2023. In front of cameras. In front of her teammates. In front of the world. She said it wasn't consensual. Immediately. Publicly. Without hesitation. What happened next was designed to break her.
The Spanish football federation closed ranks around him. Former teammates were pressured to support his version of events. His allies called her a liar. His mother locked herself in a church and went on hunger strike in protest at how her son was being treated. D3ath threats arrived at Jenni's door. She didn't change her story. She filed a criminal complaint. Testified in court. Sat in front of a judge and described exactly what had happened to her on the happiest day of her career.
Luis Rubiales resigned in disgrace. Was banned from football by FIFA. In February 2025 a Spanish court found him guilty of s3xual a55ault. The judge ruled that a non-consensual kiss is s3xual a55ault. Period. She held her ground against an institution that tried to destroy her. And the institution fell. Her name is Jenni Hermoso. And she never changed her story once.

[QueenArrow (@thequeenarrow98.bsky.social) @MalikaSiheme98]

If you're also looking for interview prep for jobs and fellowships, she comes highly recommended. She took me through it and gave me that tough love to really tighten up my responses 🫶🏾💜♥️✨☀️

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

Looking for a goat milk plug in Rongai or its environs who can deliver about 20L, please RT it’s an emergency.

[Beldin @beldinkaaray]

Top on my chuna list has to be people who demand special accommodations in grieving settings😂😂 like tuko apa kulia mbona uko kitchen unaitisha drinking chocolate ju hukunywangi majani and shit💀💀😂 si ukakunywe kwako?💀

[Alen @AlenSeli3]

16 Utumishi Girls students died in a fire, and the school is surrounded by 2 KDF barracks, an AP camp, a KWS camp, and an NYS camp all within a 10 km radius. Now, apparently, the MoH has the capacity to take in Ebola patients. Living in a third world country is a full time job.

[Mr Rangz @YN_maranga]

You can’t tell a parent who has lost their child to relax

[☬ My Heart Is In Rosario ☬ @Shavin_]

Hate how as a Kenyan, everyday feels like we are parenting Kipchirchir through his presidency because he's a toddler that wants to mess up everything.

It's all "Wacha!" "Usiguze hio" "Usiuze hio" "Usiibe hio" "Usikule pesa ya education" "Nisikupate na terrorists" for fucks sake!

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

This kid is still missing, kindly retweet

[H*e says Cuervo @Nyamburah_]

Hey guys, we have an appeal for one of us @Aimeemuthoni

Please RT widely