INGOHOLIK 🐓🇰🇪

Luhya By Birth || Actor || Music Lover || Creative ||
Aries

Live in the Sun 🌞
Love in the Moon 🌛

[Gakii @_Gakii_]

Modecai Dex is such an underrated talent.

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

Find your purpose so you can stop obsessing over relationships.

[¥๏hąną⍟ @ownjohns326]

"kwa ten commandments hakuna mahali wamesema nisikudunge kisu tusizoeane"

[key•mushjr @mucherawhh]

Sijui kama wepesi mnanipata

[Jerome @Jerome_ke_]

Mnanipata kweli?

[wanga.ray__ @wangarimathigh]

My kikuyu dad after realizing I pay ksh.845 to use twitter, Ksh700 to watch movies on Netflix and Ksh 419 for Youtube music🤣😂😭

[✊🏿 @mutwiriiii]

Btw on a educational note, mbona huwa zinakula placenta and why shouldn't they?

[T-BAG🩺🩺 @tbagcity]

Ugly broke mf ndio kutokea in my 4 cornered apartment naelekea site as usual. Pesa ya mjengo imenishikilia for around 7yrs. Sharp boys na forex traders wamejaza jam na big machines. Nainua kichwa kwa metro kucheki kama kuna exit nishuke. Naangalia simu kumbe foreman ashasema niskuje leo analeta light skins. Swali bado ni moja.

[Darker Skinn_⏰_ @IamBradleyCarl]

Boda guys riding past a new building without telling their passenger who owns it

[𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐲𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐄𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐫 @0xYator]

Kuna time nilikua napikia familia, mathe akauliza rada ya food. I yelled,
"Maya Amolo!"
Akajua food imeiva.

[Kijana Ya KU 🎓 @Iam_kuria1]

Pale Tanzania ukiiita boiz chaji badala ya dogo

[NI MIMI🤦 @amthetherapy]

Gari ikiwa empty alafu uone ndume imekuja kukaa Kando Yako

[��� @Kamau266]

Unaweza kua employee wa uyu earning 20k per month that even comes late alafu unaona anataka kupeana 100k for social media mileage and validation

[Ruth🐟 @TypeCs4]

Huku streets ukileta akili ya shule utaishi kwa bedsitter miaka yako yote.

[At🍹s🦩 @atieno_21]

Nimerudi kujitengenezea wakamore na mayai tano.
Ningekuwa kwa nyumba ya mwanaume ningeshatupiwa bag nje

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Always have a backup plan for any plan that requires another human to execute

[The Shift Journal @TheShiftJournal]

𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 ���𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶.