Simon Williams

Acting is my hobby, but being an Avenger is my life. Please submit all business and appearance requests to my agent at [email protected]. {2nd Recruit}

[Simon Williams @_WonderMan]

I'll be making an appearance at a Second Chances rally in San Francisco this weekend. I hope to see you all there.

[Simon Williams @_WonderMan]

The number of fans I have who remember me as "Mr. Muscles" both dismays and disappoints me. Mostly the former.

[Simon Williams @_WonderMan]

And neither can my agent, on pain of being thrown into the sun, so don't try to ask him about this, either.

[Simon Williams @_WonderMan]

I can neither confirm nor deny that I am being cast to play myself in the new Avengers movie.

[Simon Williams @_WonderMan]

Ran into Schwarzburger the other day. I have to admit, he's looking good for his age.

[Simon Williams @_WonderMan]

I've been offered a role in the new Arkon reboot, but I'm not sure I should take it. I don't need more trouble with the real Arkon.

[Simon Williams @_WonderMan]

My lunch date with Ginger went well. I could tell right away that she's still as... ah... exuberant as ever.

[Simon Williams @_WonderMan]

I don't know where you are right now, Eric, but please... turn yourself in. Mom & I both want you to put an end to this bitterness of yours.

[Simon Williams @_WonderMan]

Sorry, Neal, but saving lives is a little more important than attending the premier of my new movie, don't you think?

[Simon Williams @_WonderMan]

.@CBHawkeye's barbeques make me glad I have an ionic stomach.

[Simon Williams @_WonderMan]

You're dressed like an armadillo. I'm not quite Thor. Do you want me to do the math, or are you ready to give up?

[Simon Williams @_WonderMan]

Sometimes I think Spider would have become my biggest stalker if Neal hadn't already made him my so-called sidekick.