Jessica Renz

why do i even have a twitter

[Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy]

The President of the United States incited all of this.

[Jessica Renz @_yesitsJess]

@himynameisabbey I’m just happy I got mine shortly before the pandemic 🙌🏻

[Jessica Renz @_yesitsJess]

Please stay home. That’s it. The longer we keep going on about our lives as if nothing is wrong, the longer we have to deal with this virus.

[Jessica Renz @_yesitsJess]

It’s #InternationalCatsDay and I stupidly scheduled my cat’s vet check up today... now she’s giving me the cold shoulder and I feel guilty 😿

[Jessica Renz @_yesitsJess]

@KatieCammarata Hell yeah!!

[teresa @hippierkid]

Rt and I’ll draw your avi

[Jessica Renz @_yesitsJess]

@RCully_

[Neck Deep @NeckDeepUK]

Congrats guys! You made it through the long, lonely December!

[Jessica Renz @_yesitsJess]

Always telling myself I'll go to bed earlier but consistently up past 1am reading a book anyway

[Jessica Renz @_yesitsJess]

Prof: are you ready to go to the next slide?
Class: no
Prof: ok *goes to the next slide*
Class:

[Jessica Renz @_yesitsJess]

Thanks @BrooksideMizzou for screwing us over on the water bill after our unit had a leak you couldn't fix for a month

[Jessica Renz @_yesitsJess]

My life is a constant cycle of not wanting to do anything or really wanting to do something and then regretting whatever I choose

[Jessica Renz @_yesitsJess]

For every minute a teacher is late to start class they should end class early by that same amount of time

[Jessica Renz @_yesitsJess]

I found broken glass in my bed today, how has your day been?

[Jessica Renz @_yesitsJess]

I miss childhood when people were proud of you for taking a nap

[Jessica Renz @_yesitsJess]

#RestInPeaceYC https://t.co/L84gxje62i

[Yellowcard @Yellowcard]

Our final album drops 9/30! Retweet & hashtag #RestInPeaceYC to win a bundle or buy one at https://t.co/bnfwHGHxck

[Jessica Renz @_yesitsJess]

@KatherineCamm I'm so sorry, Katie 😢

[Jessica Renz @_yesitsJess]

@_yesitsJess thanks @ALIVEMagSTL for the bracelet!