>Be King of Poland
>Ottomans are besieging Vienna
>Leads the largest cavalry charge in human history
>Smashes the entire Ottoman army in one afternoon
>Enters the enemy commander's tent and eats his still-warm dinner
>Sends a letter to the Pope: "Veni, Vidi, Deus Vicit" (I came, I saw, God conquered)
>Saved Western Civilization on a Sunday
Aura.