"So you had all your savings in the counter-strike skins market"
"yes Dave"
"and Valve came in and wiped out 80% of your portfolio with a single update"
"That's correct, Dave"
"uh huh"
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I've never actually been to a strip club, but US films/TV suggests;
- You put dollar bills within the straps of the strippers' undergarments.
- You must NOT touch the stripper, though.
- The stripper will be dancing during this.
And this sounds VERY difficult to achieve.
just raw dogged a 6 minute drive to the grocery store. No Twitter, no youtube shorts no texting. locked in on the road the whole time. built different.
yo, i wrote this on my train ride home. i promised myself that i would post this even tho i kinda cringe at it now, but yeah, thank you!
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A (corny) thank you.
I got addicted to Elden Ring and my mom said she could take a holiday off work with the days she saved up.
I invited my mom on a 7 day vacation to Switzerland. A dream of every son, to give back to the person that invested most of their life's time and money into you. The person that you will always be the most important person to. But not just that. A person that is proud by you just simply being happy and living a good life.
Directly at the airport when we landed, a guy came up to us, who had respectfully waited for us to step outside, he waited, looked at me and said “ohne?”. I was shook, idk if he was more shook to talk to me randomly in Switzerland or me getting recognized with my mom and having someone being nervous af by me just being there. Told him “yeah bro” and to chill, we had a chat about his work, my vacation and more. Homie asked “is your mom saving you again”, well, I’m NG+4 in Elden Ring, brodie knew exactly what was going on. He showed us which ferry we had to take and my mom asked whether she should take a pic. 😂 He said “I also won’t post and leak where you are”, I said all good - although damn, that pic must suck, I was jetlagged deluxe, full fried. Dabbed him up and we parted ways.
Shoutout to my drillah.
My mom immediately asked if it was another streamer and if I knew him, and I said “no, he must be watching my streams”.
She said “oh god, was i coming over cringe” and we started laughing and joking between us about the people on the boat potentially knowing. “This is my son, ohnepixel!” 💀😂
I will never forget this moment (sorry for making it weird for you if you read this 😂)
That was not the only time this happened during this trip, and every time it was the most respectful, cool people being excited seeing me randomly.
Shoutout to all of you and thanks for being awesome.
Sorry for those extended breaks recently.
Thanks to everyone that supports me, even when I get lost in the sauce and take a rejuicer. I will use this reset right.
Love yall.