Ash 𓅪

Part time RPG enthusiast and occasional record hoarder

[🔮Momo🎀 @FaithInViolet]

The phantom thieves of hearts will surely take the side of the guy who wants to reshape the world to make his own perfect reality

[Ash 𓅪 @A5hWBA]

@CptMidlands World beaters Burkina Faso 🤷‍♂️

[R'spectivePunishment @RetroPunishment]

Gregg applying some HP Sauce to his Weatherspoons muffin. TV simply cannot compete with this.

[Ash 𓅪 @A5hWBA]

@Jay89R Shows the quality of our squad now though, to absolutely stamp all over such an international top side like Croatia

[Anja🪏💜🇳🇴🇵🇱 @Thranitten]

@f4micom Make it like a really smart ball that can like, answer all ur questions and, speak French and stuff

[scrimblo-bingus.exe @scrimblobingus]

when bro says a didy things

[Ash 𓅪 @A5hWBA]

Chainsaw?!?!?! Like chainsaw man denji?!?!?!? Didn’t know Rupert was chill like that

[Southampton Times @sotontimes]

🔺Rupert Lowe at today’s Restore Britain South Event - “We will hold a tax bonfire, which like the Great Wall of China, will be visible from space, stamp duty….gone , inheritance tax…gone, insurance premium tax….gone, air passenger duty….gone, climate change levy….gone….we will take a chainsaw to the British state in manner that will make Javier Milei look like a socialist puppy”

[Ash 𓅪 @A5hWBA]

Saka shouldn’t be allowed to claim anything for that cross there. Diabolical from the so and so “Starboy”

[SamAkinSeun @SamAkinSeun]

#Saka cross leading to #Bellingham goal is what we want him to do more for Arsenal.

#Gyökeres needs to position himself well for Saka's crosses.

[Winter @winteryournight]

genuinely quivering in fear right now

[Ricky D Phillips - Military Historian @RDPHistory]

The average cost of a single sheet of toilet paper in the UK is £0.002p.

The value of an Argentine peso in the UK is £0.0005p.

Save money on household essentials: wipe your bum on pesos.

[Ash 𓅪 @A5hWBA]

@KUMIH0COOKIE He’s 4x weak to water and grass, what tf is he doing at a lake on some wooden thing???

[Gareth @thehandofbeadle]

Never been arsed about the Nations League but England pummeling Croatia in front of a crowd full of crying schoolchildren is a superb gimmick

[Ash 𓅪 @A5hWBA]

@DylanCurtis1902 Top 10 Dylan respect moments

[Bealo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @bealolufc]

Every episode of The Overlap ever:

Gary Neville will say ‘dya know something’ 30 times.

Scouse Kieran forces himself on screen.

Ian Wright has a passionate rant.

Jamie Carragher makes a dig at Neville and laugh really loud.

Jill Scott will be ignored & interrupted.

Huel.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Every time a professional footballer fails to beat the first man from a corner kick, he should be fined a week’s wages

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

oomf.... erm.... oomf.... how do i tell you this.... that's.... not a very good hiding spot.....