sufferin succotash

you couldn't handle my undivided attention

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JJ’s for life

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Petition to have @tacobell put the cheese before the lettuce on their hard shell tacos

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Does anyone have a cure for thinking too much

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today someone told me "thank you!" and instead of saying 'you're welcome' or 'no problem' I said 'your problem!' 😮‍💨ugh

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I just watched this guy walk out of the gas station, stop right outside the door, pound a shot of fireball, and then get in his car. My brother in christ it is 8:00 in the morning

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@SantiagoEdison @YouTube Is this add trying to make me not have kids??

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Whose sun visor is this

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Ok, so who's making an Elder Scrolls series??

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@NoahVerrier A masterpiece

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For the love of GOD @instagram stop moving the add to story button already

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Today, one of my patients did not know how old she was, so I told her. (She's 97). And she goes, "Oh goodness gracious!"
It was adorable 🥹🥹

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I hate having feelings. Feelings are dumb.

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The dentist told me I had perfect, beautiful teeth, so I'm going to chase that high for awhile.

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I sat down today and my watch was like "oh no did you fall?"

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Made it 34 years and 363 days without setting foot in a Buckle.

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The amount of olives I consume is probably concerning

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This morning my husband brought me breakfast in bed and whispered 'wake the fuck uuuuup.' who says romance is dead?

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One of my residents is mad because the seeds he keeps planting in a jar of sand are not growing

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Me when my alarm goes off

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Me when someone emails me at work about something that is absolutely my job