amarchi

account ran by mom & dad

[amarchi @amarchi13]

@rennaayy HAHA im dead

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the chickfila drive thru runs more efficiently than the US government

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@hbomb_4 it’s sunday but thanks tubs 🤪

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day 256 of work from home and i have now lost full capability of how to dress like a decent human being

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don’t get me wrong 2020 has been a rough year... but remember last year when that señorita song kept playing omfg that shit was brutal

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got psychic readings done today and she told me she doesn’t see me finding true love until i’m 33 so if ur wondering why i’m single the next decade mind ur business

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last night this bar told me i had to be 28 years old to use their bathroom

still not sure how i feel about that but i’m really looking forward to using their bathroom in 5 years

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does anyone know of a good corn maze i can go to that does not provide me with an exit

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just registered to vote 😊

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have you ever screamed all too well at the top of your lungs in your car or are you mentally stable

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skydiving is really cool bc you can pay an extra $100 for cool photos of the experience

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mentally i’m here

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12 year old me watching icarly:

[Kelly Clarkson @kellyclarkson]

I am obsessed with these crackers

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first purchase off facebook marketplace and the microwave doesn’t heat up

anyways thanks raimonda for the $40 light up spinning box

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just joined a zoom meeting wearing a college t-shirt to a room full of suits and button downs

0/10 overall very humbling experience

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taylor swift: fuck

me:

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nobody:

snapchat memories: hahaha look how much fun u were having last summer u dumb bitch

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thinking about the half finished soup i left in my office on march 9th assuming i’d be back in that following monday

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and her name is bridgit mendler

[Gizmodo @Gizmodo]

A massive star has disappeared without a trace https://t.co/Uo1z6DeLx5