Salad 🥗

they/she non-binary, i got 99 problems but my lobster plushies aren’t 6 of those problems

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[Salad 🥗 @aVerySalad]

I dont wanna watch a christmas story!! I wanna watch Hans Gruber fall from Nakatomi tower!!!

[KP @DatKPTho]

here you go

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

please enjoy more of our tiny cats

[Tyus D. Williams @sciencewithtyus]

Caudal autotomy is the term for the anti-predator defense mechanism that many lizards use in order to avoid predation. The remains of this tail likely belong to a leaf tailed gecko which hopefully survived in the process of forfeiting their tail.

[Radley Balko @radleybalko]

DOJ just released the report from its two-year investigation of the Minneapolis police department.

Here's a thread of notable excerpts.

This first one happened *while a DOJ investigator was on a ride-along.*

[Louie Zong (on bluesky now) @everydaylouie]

i'm happy SMRPG is getting love! the remake looks cute, here's some art i did from my first playthrough of it

[DISPEL DICE @dispeldice]

Moonwater is a Liquid Core 7-Piece Dice Set that launches as part of our Witch Apothecary drop in a pale aqua with swirling faewater inside! Which is your favorite set so far?

The✨ Witch Apothecary ✨ drop will be available on 6/29.

Early Access here!: https://t.co/YWb9M7oDKO

[Ro West @RoisinWest]

I made some artwork for everyone who doesn't feel the need to mask or provide COVID safety protocols at rallies, at pride events, in spaces where disabled folks belong.

When the ask is this small, your outright refusal to create safety speaks volumes.

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

Alexander McQueen’s collections since his passing have been stunning, true to his inspirations, and so masterfully crafted, but they have not been able to create a single work of *art* using the medium of fashion in the past thirteen years. When Lee died, the magic died with him.

[Solar @goretones]

hobie was created for alt black ppl🎸🕸️🤘🏾

[Salad 🥗 @aVerySalad]

@icydionysus HOT HOT HOTTIE MC HOT HOT

[Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle]

oh no not riled up devils anything but that https://t.co/jVBgZ19Rct

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

guy on the subway seems to be just listing meats to the woman he’s with. “and then there’s chicken” “yeah” “and venison” “right, that’s pretty different”

[Bees @heirtothehive]

neighbor blasting Black Betty outside while he gardens, debating going out there to ask if he knows about the black betty drinking game

[Rad Sechrist @radsechrist]

One time I was talking to this old man at a party and he told me how he sent a frog into space and they were trying to figure out how to make the rocket chamber quiet for a frog, and he finally realized a frog only hears two tones. A high pitch bug sound (to locate food)

[Shen Comix @shenanigansen]

Dating sim that spends the first half of the game determining which character you hate the most and the second half railroading you towards them