SoberLemon🐙🍋

A crumb of kindness, is a feast to someone starving.

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Britain is banning VPNs next month. Not even Russia or China are doing this.

[Benonwine @benonwine]

If Digital ID is so safe and secure, why would MPs and members of the Royal Family need exemptions?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: UK Government clarifies adults will still be able to use social media by verifying their identities with digital IDs, facial recognition, passports and credit cards.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer will introduce nightly social media curfews for 16 and 17-year-olds as part of the Government's social media ban

[@thetimes]

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[Lawrence Allan @LobAllan]

10 years ago this week five of us spent £750 on a Mondeo (Ghia X, ya know), thrashed it 2,200 miles around France for the Euros then sold it for £820 to a bloke whose Range Rover broke down a day before his caravan holiday.

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

You're a man. 97% of your stress should be about money or job, not about who is not talking to you.

[Lee Hurst @LeeHurstComic]

For maximum UK police protection.

[j🥀 @mochas_dad]

this gotta stop man

[leti @Letangmohlala]

Younger brothers can be mean😭

[Cedar You @our_decay]

The seasons from my bedroom window

[🐺 @unrecogniseduse]

London is a city where if a man lets you on the bus before him it’s not because he’s being nice it’s because he has no intention to pay for it

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @CH7RLI]

imagine minding ur business going to work and ur life gets taken away in an instant by these 2 disgusting cunts who think its cool to do 140mph in a 30. bring back the death penalty

[Duke @DukePD81]

Insurance Fraud Bureau have published the top 30 areas for motor claims fraud, and it’s exactly what you would expect… the sooner this lot start getting deported, the better

[عزيز تقني @iAl3eez]

انحكت سيارته وقرر يسويها لوحة فنية

[🌂 @desi0re]

dad knows women…