Alex Dauber

[Jameson U.S. @JamesonUS]

If this gets 75K retweets... I can either convince my bosses to bring this to the US... or be fired.

[Alex Dauber @A_DAUB10]

@BarstoolMizzou @ShakesPizza #OneBiteShakespeares #OneBiteContest

[Alex Dauber @A_DAUB10]

@Dauby_ I would love to hear your logic on this one

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Average Joe's and Globo Gym: the original super teams.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Guys we have the best game on earth. We need the suits in Toronto to figure it out. It’s not that hard. All goals should be reviewable. How hard is that? The boys work to hard for all 82 to have it stolen like that.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Patrick Mahomes becomes the 1st Chief ever to win NFL MVP!

[Alex Dauber @A_DAUB10]

@Tylor_with_an_O @Christ_Austin @dstrong23 @Barryrich_21 @Mitchell_Waeltz @TimParks2_5 @dinoknight3 @Maniel_Dilas @johnnyb535 I hate you

[Alex Dauber @A_DAUB10]

Having a final at 730 in the morning should be illegal

[Alex Dauber @A_DAUB10]

@LegionHoops What do i have to do to become drake?

[Alex Dauber @A_DAUB10]

This is my friends when they’re drunk except this kid cleans up more https://t.co/eF84k9a7GE

[deni⁷ @kissyhobi]

“how’s life going?”

me:
https://t.co/4vUshg7u5B

[Alex Dauber @A_DAUB10]

When do abs come in? I’ve already done 10 sit ups and not seein results. Asking for a friend

[Alex Dauber @A_DAUB10]

1 penalty in the pats all game. That’s bullshit

[Phill @MeekPhill_]

Yankees in the offseason vs Mets in the offseason

[Alex Dauber @A_DAUB10]

What kind of demented mother fucker starts a movie with aliens and ends it with a child getting cancer. That’s just fucked up

[Alex Dauber @A_DAUB10]

Arrival has got to be the worst goddamn movie I’ve ever seen

[Alex Dauber @A_DAUB10]

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[Tony X @soIoucity]

toews and kane getting in off-season workouts https://t.co/MI2JW8lDJl

[ESPN @espn]

History unfolded on ESPN 8 The Ocho this date 13 years ago.

[Tony X @soIoucity]

no it's like if ovi left the caps and went to the pens. https://t.co/RoGspXTkF7