Adam Schober

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[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“Where’s the best place to stand during an earthquake?”

Me, an intellectual:

[Adam Schober @A_Dumb24]

2020 made me do it.

[Adam Schober @A_Dumb24]

Mhm.

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

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[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

nostalgia is a lying ass bitch, she will convince a time in your life was amazing when it was actually awful. live in the present baby, create better times with what u have right now.

[Robert G. Reeve @RobertGReeve]

I'm back from a week at my mom's house and now I'm getting ads for her toothpaste brand, the brand I've been putting in my mouth for a week. We never talked about this brand or googled it or anything like that.

As a privacy tech worker, let me explain why this is happening. 🧵

[no context schitt’s creek @nocontxtSC]

millennials listening to Olivia Rodrigo

[Adam Schober @A_Dumb24]

No words. 😔

[Adam Schober @A_Dumb24]

The Bible.

[MicheleWojciechowski @TheMicheleWojo]

You’re on a first date with someone, and they tell you the name of their favorite book. You immediately leave. What’s the book?

[EvelDick @EvelDick]

This goes out to everyone who has lost their Mom...
I know today can be especially hard. Just take time and remember her. Look through some pictures, watch some video. It's ok to be sad, but those memories will also make you happy that you had her as your Mom.
Happy Mother's Day

[Adam Schober @A_Dumb24]

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[Adam Schober @A_Dumb24]

Oh my gosh YES 😂

[coleman @sadpisces92]

😭💀😭 the TRUTH! And every episode you knew a body ended up destroying their grandfather clock

[Adam Schober @A_Dumb24]

@danjlevy @hannahschober

[Matt Steele @ItsMattSteele]

Try to name a moment in a film that’s funnier than this moment. You can’t. You just can’t. RIP Olympia Dukakis. You were perfection.❤️

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Y’all wanna see a dead body?

[Adam Schober @A_Dumb24]

@TheElliotPage @Oprah Sending so much love to you Elliot 💛