Abby

PCU RN//USC Nursing 2019

[Abby @A_Eileen2015]

Every time you call your boyfriend daddy Sigmund Freud's ghost gets a little bit stronger

[Kelli Garcia @Kelli_Gar]

I’m seeing a lot of posts saying people will die because Roe has been overturned. That is definitely true. But perhaps not for the reasons you think.

[Shunichi Nakagawa @snakagawa_md]

When a patient requests to drink cold ice water before removing high-flow nasal cannula (to withdraw life support), that will be the last one in his life.

- Don't thicken it.
- Make sure he gets what he wants.
- Don't ask anybody. It won't take long. Go get it by yourself.

[Real Friends @realfriendsband]

One time we did a tour where all the shows were $5 and took place in non conventional venues like skate shops, batting cages, wrestling rings, churches and other places that don’t normally have shows. RT if we should do that again.

[Abby @A_Eileen2015]

@PS5Drop 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

[ER 💩 Magnet, BSN RN CEN @ERshitmagnet]

Our docs don’t like going into COVID-19 + or PUI rooms so they have us — the nurses — hook up a room phone and speak to them since we are “in the room anyways”.

Must be nice to not HAVE to be in a patient’s room. Not like it’ll AFFECT PATIENT CARE right???

[Abby @A_Eileen2015]

My favorite part of being a nurse on a covid unit during a pandemic is getting my annual review and being told normally I’d get a raise employees aren’t getting any this year.

[Maude Frome @frome_maude]

There was once a belief that black cats were not only witches’ familiars, but were in fact the shape-shifted witches themselves. Great care had to be taken though, as once a witch had shifted for the 9th time they could not shift back. #FairyTaleTuesday #BlackCatDay #Halloween

[b @doyalikebaileys]

my little sister is staying home for her first semester of college so i'm gonna puke in her shower and set off the fire alarm at 3am so she can get the true freshman year dorm experience

[Renae Serena @renaeserenas]

I aspire to be like 2020...constantly trying to outdo myself. Always in competition with myself. Never letting myself do anything less than mediocre.

[Rogue Dad, M.D. @RogueDadMD]

Friends I’d like to conduct an experiment to show the reach of Twitter as I teach the power of social media to trainees.

Could you humor me and RT this just to see how many people we can reach in 24 hours?

It’s Sat, 5PM central time in the US.

Make me look good plz

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

HOW DID THIS GIVE ME CHILLS AND MAKE ME LAUGH AT THE SAME TIME

[ひKingLowひ @flatout_brown]

They won’t put this on the news tho

[RomeAlone2 @Alone2Rome]

It’s not white vs black, it’s everybody vs racists

[ZAXBYS @Zaxbys]

just a quick refresher for everyone

good: Zach's bees
bad: murder hornets

[grace @idesheaven]

men will tweet “women aren’t funny” and then go watch an episode of the office written by mindy kailing and be like “this is real comedy”