𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑨𝑳 .ᐟ

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[𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑨𝑳 .ᐟ @A_HALL84]

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( * has spent nearly the entirety of his off season catching up on the rest of the year's worth of sleep that he's missed. )

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[front & center @b_evere77]

( back from his trip with a fancy new gold medal. surely things are going great in paradise, still. )

[𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑨𝑳 .ᐟ @A_HALL84]

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I don't mean to . . . lead her on, I don't know. but she doesn't even seem to mind. she's amazing company, a great friend, but . . . look, I just can't. not with her, and not with blair whenever cash is around.

I love a fight, but that guy is out to kill me.

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[𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑨𝑳 .ᐟ @A_HALL84]

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I'm not married to her — look . . .

( * pinching the bridge of his nose — contemplating for a moment. )

jaz is sweet. she really is — but wilkinson will *actually kill me if I even so much as look in blair's direction, okay?

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[‼️THEY'RE OUT TA GET ME‼️ @BAND4LYFE]

⁠✿'Course not. 'Course not!! You'd need the bathroom an' some highlight reels of your 'best friend' to get it up!! Just like any normal person! How could I forget?!⁠✿

(She stares at him flatly.)

⁠✿Please, just tell me it's some kind of lavender marriage...⁠✿

[𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑨𝑳 .ᐟ @A_HALL84]

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what —

( * forgetting who "she" is until it clearly registers on his face that she's talking about his girlfriend. right. )

oh that, no uh . . . we don't really . . . uh —

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[‼️THEY'RE OUT TA GET ME‼️ @BAND4LYFE]

⁠✿She doesn't peg you? Oh, right, you're too straight to do owt but missionary in the dark, aren't you?✿

[𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑨𝑳 .ᐟ @A_HALL84]

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I think you're the first person who has *ever called me "kitten" .

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[‼️THEY'RE OUT TA GET ME‼️ @BAND4LYFE]

⁠✿Don't worry about it kitten⁠✿

[dvdexe @dvdexe]

OC guy that doesnt talk about their OCs: heres some vague artwork ok see you next month

[𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑨𝑳 .ᐟ @A_HALL84]

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blair is a beta .

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[𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑨𝑳 .ᐟ @A_HALL84]

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after much research . . .

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[front & center @b_evere77]

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[𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑨𝑳 .ᐟ @A_HALL84]

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what the fuck is an omegaverse

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[real danny brière @chefbriere]

being a sports fan is a great social lubricant unless you’re an nhl fan because nobody has any idea what you’re talking about

[𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑨𝑳 .ᐟ @A_HALL84]

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( * covering his head with a pillow. tosses tosses turns buried himself in a blanket throws the blanket off turns turns )

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[front & center @b_evere77]

( sun's up, can't sleep. the day is to be faced. he's got training for an upcoming event, anyhow. )

[𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑨𝑳 .ᐟ @A_HALL84]

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( * if only he could actually get some sleep . . . 💢 )

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[𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑨𝑳 .ᐟ @A_HALL84]

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( * hibernation offseason + extreme tiredness from his recent vice = catching up on the insane amount of sleep he direly needs. )

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[danny b akgae @comrademarisa]

all i do on this app is bitch about shit that doesn’t matter and call auston matthews gay

[𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑨𝑳 .ᐟ @A_HALL84]

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honestly — anything else that can go wrong in my life, I'm blaming emiliano for. it's more convenient that way and I'll have a good reason to beat his ass.

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[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

gonna ragebait my way into being manhandled

[danny b akgae @comrademarisa]

auston matthews:

[𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑨𝑳 .ᐟ @A_HALL84]

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( * he's starting to turn into kim on the ice — why is it so much harder to stay awake ? )

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