Alex

[biev🦫 @shadybiev]

I won’t let it go unnoticed this man did the full Kobe Achilles tear tribute for straining his fucking hamstring and being gone for a week max 😭🤣

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Now that we’re on the other side of this news and Caleb Williams is okay…

You can’t scream like that and get carted off for a hamstring

You just can’t

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Matt LaFleur’s second half has to be on the short list of worst playoff coaching performances this century.

[Alex @A_J_Romanowski]

Congrats on the Super Bowl Chicago!

[Andrew Brandt @AndrewBrandt]

Packers now back to sweeping the Lions.
Order is restored.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Just walked my parents through by phone how to watch tonight's Chiefs/Chargers game on YouTube and now I know exactly how NASA mission control felt trying to save the Apollo 13 astronauts.

[Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks]

New Pope serving the body of Christ at mass

[greg @greg16676935420]

I’m all for new technology but these urinals at the airport are horrible

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Making the new gang member do drugs to make sure he’s not an undercover cop:

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Donte DiVincenzo to the Nova Knicks after he got traded for KAT

[Alex @A_J_Romanowski]

HE’S STILL IN THE GAME

[Alex @A_J_Romanowski]

Tatum is so obviously trying to get MVP here and Boston is leaving their starters in up 20+ so it’s not so pathetically obvious that he’s just jacking shots to pad his stats

[Alex @A_J_Romanowski]

Well refs made sure Boston wasn’t going to lose this one

[mike 🇰🇪 @_ImClutch]

Timberwolves in the second half

[Alex @A_J_Romanowski]

Haven’t watched many Nuggets games this year but it’s clear Jokic is firmly in the refs pockets

[Alex @A_J_Romanowski]

Gallinari can take his ass to the bench

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

“You see Tucker in order to truly understand the history of Sauron you must understand Morgoth. I’d like to walk you through the First Age for a brief moment. I’m assuming you’ve read the Ainulindalë?”

[Andrew Hawkins @Hawk]

GB Packers foolproof formula:

- Let QB win you a SB.

- Draft a QB late in the 1st round right before a decline of your current HOF QB.

- Let that fuel your aging HOF QB into an uptick in performance, simultaneously making them trade bait.

- Let young QB slowly steal HOF QB's talent like the Monstars in Space Jam.

- Trick the NY Jets into stupid trade for aging HOF QB.

- Hand keys to young (new Future HOF) QB.

Repeat.