Andrew Jonani

Ora Et Labora

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

The good thing is that you are not immune from being killed by this same government you defend so stupidly. #Tutam

[Andrew Jonani @A_Jonani]

Acting on goons is where he draws the line.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

IG Douglas Kanja: I am sounding a warning to goons and gangs across the country that they will be dealt with in accordance with the law and will have no space to operate https://t.co/Ff3pinL37B

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Free gas to Okuyuz in Ol kalau

Free pangas to Luos in Kisumu

But guess who is shouting tutam the loudest?

Good.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

At this point, If a lady texts you "How are you?" just reply with "I'm fine" and stop there. But if you have money you can add "What about you?" Kenyan women have no time checking on you for no apparent reason.

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

What a fool

[Andrew Jonani @A_Jonani]

@Kibet_bull Women empowerment

[Kip Mimi @Kvaati]

Damn!!!

Boy forgot he was Nairobi County Deputt Gavana because of Wiper??

[Alfred Keter🇰🇪 @alfredarapketer]

You came a little bit too late!
We have already elected one in 2022!
Just look into the mirror and you will see him!
😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Andrew Jonani @A_Jonani]

In creating goon culture

[Adele @Adele_lide]

By 2028 Ruto will have outperformed what Kibaki did in 10 years

[Uncle Ya Njugi @1juan1juan1juan]

Ile siku my niece atakuwa old enough kujua bei ya kinder joy inakaribia bei ya quarter ndio atajua I was never a stingy uncle

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

“My mother died while I was in prison fighting for freedom” Raila Odinga.

Only for Oburu Odinga to endorse dictatorship that his brother went through. In fact Oburu Odinga is enjoying the sweats of his brother, he’s not a leader.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Raila personally told Ruto that a dictatorship regime existed and he fought it, he warned him against his dictatorship.

Then here comes Oburu Odinga telling Ruto to apply. There’s a reason why Baba hid him. Greedy old man

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

😂😂😂😂 I will always insist that the set book writers were prophets because Mr. Shoot to Kill is here loudly promoting a coffin business. I think all Kenyans will go to heaven because we have suffered a lot.

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Omondi Tunya was a disgrace to the legal profession and the judiciary. Read here how he jailed a cleric for writing in his diary that Moi killed Ouko. A diary that was never published. But to Martha Koome, Omondi had a distinguished career. We will not allow history to be revised

[Andrew Jonani @A_Jonani]

With customers from the govt not a bad business

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Sharon Chebet: Nyota programme ilinisaidia kununua jeneza (coffin) tano. Saa hizi niko na duka yangu ya kuuza jeneza.

[Andrew Jonani @A_Jonani]

Nonsense on steroids never seen a transformer being taken for maintenance since I was born always fone on site.

[The Kenya Power & Lighting Company Plc. @KenyaPower]

POSITION STATEMENT ON ROUTINE TRANSFORMER MAINTENANCE IN MBEERE NORTH

[✰ @lovellywinter]

اكتر حاجة خلتني احترم لاعيبه مصر أنهم ما كابروا ونزلوا صورهم ويه الأفضل 😹

[🇦🇷RestricePlanox❤️💙 @RPlanox]

Egypt were 2-0 up and only had to defend for 10 minutes.

Instead they conceded twice, lost their heads, conceded a THIRD, and got knocked out.

Now their fans are in Antonella’s Instagram comments instead of asking why their own team collapsed.

No criticism for the players.
No criticism for the defending.
No criticism for choking a 2-goal lead.

But yeah, let’s blame FIFA because Egypt forgot how to defend when Messi woke up.

Cry harder.

Generational headloss

[Andrew Jonani @A_Jonani]

But you are Asamoh

[Rein @Asamoh_]

If I were Sifuna , I would test my popularity by resigning and seeking a fresh mandate from the people of Nairobi

[ChocoTribe 🇦🇷 @Debbybruno3]

Argentina were leading by 2 goals on 2 occasions in the last World Cup

Netherlands and France made a comeback and you were all happy. Then it sudden became rigged when Argentina eventually won it