Alexander swift king

[Alexander swift king @A_king88]

@mugglehuggles ..but that means no one can work there. #Imsquidward #you'resquidward #we'reallsquidward

[Alexander swift king @A_king88]

Don't floss and Bob ross

[Alexander swift king @A_king88]

Work soon. Hopefully, I only have to yell at one person today. I wouldn't want to yell at more.

[Alexander swift king @A_king88]

Jumping tinos new car with all the dennys workers! Hopefully the ninjas didn't rob them.

[Alexander swift king @A_king88]

"People in their right minds never take pride in their talents" -to kill a mockingbird

[Alexander swift king @A_king88]

Who the hell am I.

[Alexander swift king @A_king88]

That was an overly insane dream.

[Alexander swift king @A_king88]

I am extremely angry, and I have been mostly all day. I blame the medicine.

[Alexander swift king @A_king88]

@mugglehuggles is da beeeeeees

[Alexander swift king @A_king88]

I like the twilight, because it makes everything more colorful. I just prefer the twilight. It sucks I can normally never see either.

[Alexander swift king @A_king88]

Similes and metaphors are my favorite.

[Alexander swift king @A_king88]

"DONT EAT THE CHIP" *eats the chip*

[Alexander swift king @A_king88]

I dislike that if I don't shave, my face looks drastically different from the day before.

[Alexander swift king @A_king88]

Got stung by a wasp yellow jacket looking thing. And I just feel extremely paranoid now.

[Alexander swift king @A_king88]

One plane down, one to go.

[Alexander swift king @A_king88]

This trip will be hell.

[Alexander swift king @A_king88]

There were 12 llamas with hats?

[Alexander swift king @A_king88]

Asked my boss why no one has looked at my vacation days and he gave me all of them, then told me the best way to drive to ohio. #bestmanager

[Alexander swift king @A_king88]

Walmart is probably going to fire me after the next couple of weekends. Oh well, fuck em. Assholes.