Lia Homayuni

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@Target I requested delivery, not destruction.

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@AmericanAir so you can txt me that a plan is delayed but can’t txt me that it’s undelayed, how do you change times without sending updates? #selfish

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@dinahomz MLK.

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The LIRR is pretty much known for people drinking blatantly and everyone is cool with it, fuck you other places we do trains better

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Instructional video for jury duty jst said don't post facts about trial on MySpace. #outdatedmuch?

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@dinahomz is that Brett michaels?

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#tmlt why isn't there a taco emoji? Pull it together Apple

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I thought the hamden Taco Bell was closing down turns out someone jst drove through the front wall #phew #thankgod #TacoBell

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Miami: the only place where an Irish bagpiper and mariachi band come together

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"If you think the day's going bad, it can't be worse than the guy behind you with two broken hands in casts" thanks for the advice buddy

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Woman doing my pedicure jst asked where she can go to catch clams and lobsters.... I have no response

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Mini vans should not be allowed in the left lane #getoutmyway

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Why do boys wear hats to the gym, what's the point of it?

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To the girl sitting next to me in the library, cover your mouth when you cough or I will punch you in the face

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Retweeting everything Qu for a hockey ticket #whoami

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"My nails are a commitment" -@dinahomz 💅👑 so overdramatic

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Waking up after the Beck performance and realizing the nightmare of them winning album of the year was real...

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Caitlyn wants a threesome with Chrissy Tegan and John Legend bc she feels like they're weird and would have salami in their bed

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Cait's prediction for the 50th halftime show: Beyoncé, Aerosmith and the Beatles (all of them even the dead ones)

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When our uber driver offers us gum, drugged or nah?