aaron maguire

Lifes like an amusement park, you're always going in circles and ready to puke; BUT you do it for the cotton candy and that massive teddy bear

[aaron maguire @A_rod79]

“@RelatableQuote: Me in college http://t.co/ECpPpZu4SG” @barbarataavares

[aaron maguire @A_rod79]

“@LifeAsBros:http://t.co/zObKSOKfSv” @barbarataavares

[aaron maguire @A_rod79]

@barbarataavares I mean you'd probably get tweeted back a lot sooner if it were someone else haha 😜😘

[aaron maguire @A_rod79]

“iOS 8 keeps a list of the recent people you talk to even if you delete your messages....Goodluck to all you couples 🐸☕️” @barbarataavares 😵

[aaron maguire @A_rod79]

“@TheFunnyTeens: When bae asks for a kiss http://t.co/PXBBEuuKYZ” @barbarataavares

[aaron maguire @A_rod79]

“@ComedyTruth: Short girls problems 😳 http://t.co/hKmybqW1Ks” @barbarataavares

[aaron maguire @A_rod79]

Girlfriend texts "I'm going sky diving" then no messages will send to her, should I be concerned @barbarataavares ✈️

[aaron maguire @A_rod79]

Co-worker views 50% off sushi as a steal; co-worker is now spending his afternoon hugging a toilet at work that I just pooped in 🙊😯💩

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

It’s kinda hot when a girl can reply to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended

[aaron maguire @A_rod79]

“@RelatableQuote: when you have a cute conversation with bae before bed http://t.co/QbA0fcBJSi” @barbarataavares 2.5days 😘

[aaron maguire @A_rod79]

Asking me to read this @7am is just straight up stupid; I can't even see the screen this early. #sleepyhead #bedtime

[aaron maguire @A_rod79]

Going to menchies by myself is even too pathetic for myself #ijustwanticecream #babycomeback #whereisdessert

[aaron maguire @A_rod79]

“@girlposts: when u sleep on the couch and someone wakes u up and tells u to get in ur bed http://t.co/NHuo7cpdBY” @barbarataavares yeah?

[aaron maguire @A_rod79]

“@MensHumor: Me every Monday morning.” @barbarataavares same facial expression as you #zombie / #drunk