Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴
We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.
Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.
Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.
As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.
Go Knicks.
Akademiks says that all the traffic lights were green when he was riding with Drake through Toronto 😭
“He got a control over Toronto that I won’t be surprised if he controlled traffic”
Kendrick really said “Fuck the Big 3, it’s just big me” and then proceeded to back it up while the other two dropped the worst music of their careers directly after.