Andrew Sprau

Follow me while I conquer Midwest America and change the conception of the Modern Man.

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Kesha is still the shit after all these years

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You say the ocean's rising like I give a shit
You say the whole world's ending, honey, it already did

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@C_Romines22 @Tan_Thomas22 That's because it is life or death!!!

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Stranger things 2 hype. Good bye sleep

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I have the cutest puppy ever

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A fuzzy ball of destruction is on her Way! Today's the day!

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God damnit Netflix. You do this to me every time...

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The fact that Pandora describes anything I do as deep slightly disturbs me

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Hoping that the best one is the last one

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Dueces Fort Wayne, it's been real. Next stop, Pittsburgh.

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You can't truly explain what a peaceful night in Indiana is until you don't get to experience it

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Guy asks bartender, "you happy to be here?" Bartender says, "Are you?" God I missed people in the US

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I have landed in the Land of Thai. Now time for some Bangkok.

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Peace US

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My grandma just told me that when she use to teach school, she'd blame her farts on the kids...

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If I can have a super power it would be to reach through the Internet and slap people

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I got guns in my head and they won't go

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I. Love. Coffee.

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Violence for violence. It's tragic we live in such a hateful and vengeful world, I just don't get it

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Happy birthday, United States. Finally the big 240