Hayp Boi 😩

Nalulunod ✨

[Hayp Boi 😩 @A_Sum0223]

Pangarap ko lamang sa buhay ay .... maka-afford lumublob sa bath tub with bath salts, on a Friday night habang nanonood ng romcom at umiinom ng ginger ale 😩

[Hayp Boi 😩 @A_Sum0223]

Imagine mo Pinoy dual citizen ka na DDS at MAGA? 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Hayp Boi 😩 @A_Sum0223]

Ambot the heart does not forget hahahahahahaha

[Ivan Anthony 🌱 @avaninthony]

Partylists that lost despite having celebrity endorsements:

57th - Ang Probinsiyano (Piolo Pascual)
60th - TUPAD (Bayani Agbayani)
62nd - 1PACMAN (various)
70th - Probinsyano Ako (Kim Chiu)

(1/7)

[Hayp Boi 😩 @A_Sum0223]

Maho-hook na sana ako sa PBB, kaso biglang andaming cliche HAHAHAHA NVM 😀

[Hayp Boi 😩 @A_Sum0223]

3.) Hindi whitewashed yung history na para bang dumaan lang yung martial law na walang dahas o masamang nangyari

And honestly, sobrang bothersome at hirap nung last 2 points para sakin jshsjsjs

[Hayp Boi 😩 @A_Sum0223]

Isa sa mga frustrations ko as a public school teacher, ay ang masiguro na maituturo ko ang Martial Law at EDSA nang:

1.) Relevant at kaya maintindihan ng mga batang 10 yrs pababa
2.) Hindi puwede masabi ng higher ups na "masiyado akong political"
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[Hayp Boi 😩 @A_Sum0223]

Napaka boomer ko ata, na di ko gets context ng "sobrang latina" Maganda? Palaban? Whole package? Mukhang south american?? 😭😭😭

[Hayp Boi 😩 @A_Sum0223]

Him saying "we're not going back" after a campaign based heavily on "going back" was not in my 2025 Bingo card 😀

[News5 @News5PH]

'PAPAYAG BA KAYONG BUMALIK SA PANAHON NG LAGIM?'

Bahagi ng mensahe ni Pres. #BongbongMarcos kasunod ng pagsisimula ng kampanya para sa nalalapit na 2025 midterm election. #BilangPilipino2025 #News5

[Hayp Boi 😩 @A_Sum0223]

Dami nagkukuwento sakin abt lablayp, and yes, kahit mga elem kids ko. Mga 70% sa mga yun di nakakakilig kasi ang chaotic pero yowww at least di boring?

HAHAHAHAHA Hayzzz lilipas din to after balentayms

[Hayp Boi 😩 @A_Sum0223]

Student 1: *randomly habang nagawa ng writing activity*

"Teacher, may baby ka na?"

Ambot sa imo, dagdagan ko assignment mo 😤 charot HAHAHA

[Hayp Boi 😩 @A_Sum0223]

As if the Philippine governmemt isn't bad enough, binalita pa for 2-3 segments si Donald Trump 🤦‍♂️

[Hayp Boi 😩 @A_Sum0223]

My field trip as an elem student:
*excited, di makatulog, una sa bus
*gising buong biyahe
*unli battery

My field trip as the teacher:
*late nagising, muntik maiwan ng bus
*tulog buong biyahe
*mas excited umuwi kesa pumunta
*natatae 😬

[Hayp Boi 😩 @A_Sum0223]

If we're going to look at the gender gap in the US elections .... yep, men are trash 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Hayp Boi 😩 @A_Sum0223]

BUMABALIK ANG SAKIT NG 2022 MEHN PARE BRO CHONG DUDE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Hayp Boi 😩 @A_Sum0223]

Smart TVs and great school facilities are flexes, but this is not. Literally just put two words in a pub - di tayo napapalibutan ng Sierra Madre utang na loob 🤦

[Earth Shaker PH @earthshakerph]

UPDATE: #WalangPasok | Nag-kansela na rin ang klase sa lahat ng antas (public at private) ang mga lungsod ng Pasay, Navotas at Valenzuela bukas (25 October 2024) dahil sa Bagyong #KristinePH (#Trami).

Map as of 7:40 PM.

[Hayp Boi 😩 @A_Sum0223]

For the 1000th time, di kina-cool ng Makati LGU ang hindi magsuspend ng klase habang lahat ng NCR suspended na.

[Hayp Boi 😩 @A_Sum0223]

Harry Roque's start as a human rights lawyer criticizing the atrocities of Martial Law, then eating his convictions while defending Marcos last elections, and now crying foul playing victim

IS AN EXAMPLE OF SOMEONE EATING HIS WORDS, SHITTING IT OUT AND SWALLOWING HIS OWN SHIT

[Hayp Boi 😩 @A_Sum0223]

Surface level answer to a longer, multi-level discussion: bawal mambagsak/magpa-repeat

[Rappler @rapplerdotcom]

Senator Nancy Binay questioned the DepEd over why students were able to get promoted to a higher grade level without being proficient in basic arithmetic. https://t.co/XVC98IdD7g

[Hayp Boi 😩 @A_Sum0223]

Petition to change our PBA Champ's team name to: