Andrew Tovsky

If you don’t like a lighthouse you suck | NC

[Andrew Tovsky @A_Tovsky22]

gonna pin this till i muster the courage to come at beatles twitter cause this list sucks

[RapTV @Rap]

Billboard just released their Top 10 Greatest Of All Time Artists:

1. The Beatles
2. Madonna
3. Elton John
4. Elvis Presley
5. Mariah Carey
6. Stevie Wonder
7. Janet Jackson
8. Michael Jackson
9. Whitney Houston
10. Rihanna

[Juan José Soto Pacheco @JuanSoto25_]

Thank you to the Nationals organization for the opportunity to realize a childhood dream. I am forever grateful to my teammates and coaches, as well as the player development and training staffs.

[Elon Baseball @ElonBaseball]

Day 2 of the #MLBDraft22 sees @alexiadisernia selected by the @Cardinals in the 7th Round. 👏👏👏

#phoenixrising #elonbaseball #ElonInThePros

[Andrew Tovsky @A_Tovsky22]

u have a long prosperous career i get fired before i finish training we are not the same

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

A day @gkirb98 will never forget.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

This reaction from @gkirb98’s family is EVERYTHING 🥺

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Seattle Mariners are calling up right-hander George Kirby, one of the best pitching prospects in baseball, sources tell ESPN. Kirby, 24, is a former first-rounder who dominated at AA this season. Huge stuff, huge ceiling and the Mariners, who are slumping, could use a boost.

[Andrew Tovsky @A_Tovsky22]

@jsat2222 @camdevanney stay hot stace

[Andrew Tovsky @A_Tovsky22]

as long as elon musk doesn’t somehow get a hold of my yelp burner i don’t have much of an issue

[Andrew Tovsky @A_Tovsky22]

@zoegage_

[Andrew Tovsky @A_Tovsky22]

@zoegage_ delete this.

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

You’re a 2019 World Series Champ and nobody can ever take that away from you.

Thank you, Mr. National.

[Andrew Tovsky @A_Tovsky22]

it’s gonna suck for my haters when they find out i’ve sunk my 401k into the color green

[Andrew Tovsky @A_Tovsky22]

i will be starting my own ballot w all the baseball writers and will now cast the inaugural vote. they all suck

[Andrew Tovsky @A_Tovsky22]

an ice cream bill wouldn’t be rewarding for me ? this lady and i have fundamentally different ideas of what a government is supposed to do

[The Hill @thehill]

Reporter: "So the sense is things are going well [at the White House], there's no need for change right now?"

Jen Psaki: "We could certainly propose legislation to see if people support bunny rabbits and ice cream, but that wouldn't be very rewarding for the American people."

[Andrew Tovsky @A_Tovsky22]

me in this class

[Robbie Huffstetler @RobHuffstetler]

Pretty cool moment for our program….@BaseballAmerica went back and reranked the 2016 recruiting classes…Elon baseball came in at #12! Pretty good players in that class! #GetYourGoldOn

[Andrew Tovsky @A_Tovsky22]

@BillyDonohue

[Andrew Tovsky @A_Tovsky22]

@Chilis yes does this mean i can be a brand ambassador

[Andrew Tovsky @A_Tovsky22]

not afraid to admit some of the best meals of my life have been at chili’s. love u guys @Chilis

[Andrew Tovsky @A_Tovsky22]

i think netflix should also have an unpopular section. sometimes i am in the mood to watch something utterly fucking terrible