.

Elon, i still call your X- twitter

[. @A_userofX]

<<<"so if I don't call you, you won't call me"

<<<"Lemme wait & see if they'd text me first"

Gosh,
this bullshit mind games between men & women- is bloody annoying🤬🫩

[. @A_userofX]

There's a UNIVERSAL PANDEMIC, ravaging through earth:

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

There is this Japanese saying “The Universe protect you in a way that looks like bad luck at first. Trust the detour”

[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓱𝓶𝓪𝓷 🇨🇮 @Frenchman_Ci]

Cabo verde 🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻🍒🍓

[Hunter Weiss @Hunter_Weiss]

Rich people love saying shit like this after they’ve made $100s of millions

[. @A_userofX]

@migs88 https://t.co/QGhkDUUywz

[. @A_userofX]

There's a UNIVERSAL PANDEMIC, ravaging through earth:

[miguel @migs88]

diptyque selling katol

[𝒥𝓊𝓁ℯ𝓏 💞 @JulezJakez]

Stan Nze types a heartfelt message to his wife, Blessing for her outstanding performance in Blood Sisters 2❤️

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 @ThePreserverofU]

THIS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY:

1) Sudden panic attack → Touch something cold (water, phone, metal). Your brain switches from fear to safety mode.

2) Heart beating too fast → Cough 2–3 times forcefully. It resets your heart rhythm.

3) Can’t breathe properly → Put your hands on top of your head. Your lungs open up instantly.

4) Feeling dizzy → Focus on one spot and tense your legs. Blood rushes back to your brain.

5) Stuffy nose → Hold your breath and nod your head up & down slowly. Open blocked airways.

6) Sudden anxiety → Splash water on your face – it activates the calm reflex.

7) Can’t sleep → Exhale longer than you inhale (4–7 breathing). Your brain goes into sleep mode.

[Afghan Zoroastrian @AfgZoroastrian]

Japan and Germany were devastated during WW2.

Their children didn’t become terrorists.

Stop making excuses for your terrorists.

[Cjay🌎 @AnyanwuMalachy]

My guy just finished serving his boss who's into importation of fabrics in Alaba International Market.

Now it's time to settle him, and he has been given 2 options

1. ₦60m but he cannot establish his own business within Lagos. He can go anywhere else.

or

2. He hands him over one of his fully-loaded shops in the Alaba market with 1 warehouse.

[. @A_userofX]

@BambuluMen Fuck all una Lagos "IT girl" 💯

You see this shit right here👇
Bruh, this shit right here my nigga👇

<I want the voodoo priest/priestess that turned her pussy into the biggest S- with a cape on it
<I need the religious gods/goddesses that laced her pussy with the holy ghost
💕

[Pop Feed @wildfreakouts]

Man gets caught trying to deposit a fake $45,000 check at the bank

[Justsophie_🌹❤️ @Saadabidemi]

Basket don dey hold water 😂😂😂

[Emmanuel Umoru @TheEmmanuelU]

@Olami_deeEbony This lady posted a link

https://t.co/FufpEX9fFh

[Victor Boniface @boniface_jrn]

Abeg I dey land lagos this night
Make una arrange people come dance for me abeg 🥹

[. @A_userofX]

@kusssman "Involve me on top ANY Hustle"
"Show me the way, I get mind"
"All way na way, my mind dey my back & I fit do anything"
"I dey game"
"Share me update. E better make person d!e young"

Alas,
If these folks tell you WHAT, WHERE, HOW, WHEN: all your ancestors plus you, go RUNNNNNNNNN

[. @A_userofX]

@OneFootball Finna watch 😁
CIV
GHANA
DR CONGO
SÉNÉGAL
CAPE VERDE

the rest can lick my asshole 😬

[Oxygen 💨 @WhateverVishal]

You can be Dubai Rich but never be Europe Rich

Dubai rich is hardwork

Europe rich is hierarchy and royalty

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Her: Our relationship is over

Me: Our relationship is what? Over

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Elon Musk is projected to become the world's first trillionaire this Friday when SpaceX becomes a publicly traded company.

He could spend $1 million every day and it would take 2,740 years for him to go broke

[Dray🍄 @CFCDray]

to think Elon Musk is probably richer than all of these guys combined…