Volus

[Kogath @MHKogath]

Official artwork of the Trickster vocation from Dragon's Dogma 2: Dark Arisen

[｢ドラゴンズドグマ｣公式 @DD_CAPCOM]

『ドラゴンズドグマ 2：ダークアリズン』2026年10月9日（金）発売決定！

Amazonギフトカード5,000円分を抽選で10名様にプレゼント！✨

■参加方法
①本アカウントをフォロー
②本ポストをリポスト

「#DD2DA発売決定」をつけて、本作への期待や『ドラゴンズドグマ 2』の感想をポストする��当選率2倍！

[Dragon's Dogma @DragonsDogma]

Free Title Updates arrive for Dragon's Dogma 2! The first update, available now, brings a host of quality-of-life improvements, including the addition of an Eternal Ferrystone and more Portcrystals.

The next update arrives in August, bringing framerate and performance improvements to all platforms, additional save slots, and many more adjustments and improvements.

https://t.co/aq4glx5EKc

#DD2DA

[Soycrates 🌱 @Soycrates]

They had the chance to do the funniest thing and took it

#DD2 #DragonsDogma #DarkArisen

[Dragon's Dogma @DragonsDogma]

Your unwritten epic begins.🔥

Dragon's Dogma 2 returns as Dragon's Dogma 2: Dark Arisen, October 9, 2026 on PS5, Xbox Series X|S, PC, & Nintendo Switch 2.

The dynamic fantasy world is expanded with new tales and thrilling encounters. Available as a bundle, or as a separate expansion DLC on existing platforms.

#DD2DA

[Mister Mike @MMike59152]

@police_girseras Fixed it for you 🙂

[RÈBELs RÄÎDÈRs @Rebels_Raiders]

Ah yes, human economics. Very fascinating. Very concerning.

*wheeze*

“Who does Earth owe $350 trillion to?”

Mostly itself.

You owe money to pension funds, banks, insurance companies, investment funds, foreign governments, central banks, corporations, and millions of individual investors.

*wheeze*

In other words, humans have invented a system where they borrow money from themselves, pay interest to themselves, panic about it constantly, and then argue on the extranet about who is responsible.

As a Vølüs, I find this arrangement delightfully profitable.

The more interesting question is not who you owe. The question is whether the debt grows faster than the economy that supports it.

* wheeze*

If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 100,000 credits per year, nobody cares.

If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 12 credits per year, suddenly C-Sec starts asking questions.

Hah hah hah…* wheeze*

So when a human says, “We owe $350 trillion! Who do we owe it to?”

The answer is:

“Mostly other humans. The real question is whether future humans can keep making enough money to convince everyone not to panic.”

* wheeze*

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have several sovereign debt instruments to sell to the Elcor. They take a very long-term view of investments.

[Volus @A_Volus]

Sceptics circa 1860

[Coney @CONEY]

@Mimikwott Tennis is very good but not substantial enough for a whole new game

[Volus @A_Volus]

@friedPeeP @strangetransgal "it's not that they don't exist, it's just that we should pretend that they don't"

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Canadian "poison seller" admits 14 counts of aiding suicide after selling toxic chemicals online https://t.co/0UyWbLSOMV

[dr. sigma freud @reyookah]

award-nominated comic i made about a closeted trans girl suffering through the era of 2000s internet (1/4)

[Volus @A_Volus]

If the BBC journalist didn't do anything after recording this bit, they should be arrested and tried for enabling this to happen.

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

The BBC portrays an indebted Afghan father selling his 7-year-old twin daughters into sexual slavery with adult men as a man who is forced to make difficult choices

🇦🇫

[Volus @A_Volus]

@catfoodcritic67 @valvepilled make the soup purple

[Volus @A_Volus]

@MassOrdPen2 @questionableway @no2hater It's a private vote, and everyone in the world has to do it, including day old newborns, the senile, the disabled and those just not paying attention to the question.

[Volus @A_Volus]

@LinkofSunshine @patafianek2000 So now we have to move goalposts just so you can press the edgy cool button, see the problem?

[Volus @A_Volus]

@YuiLovesKisses @OtakuPride34 There's never been a worse time to be able to read kanji

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

beggar: spare some change?

me: sorry mate, no cash - but I'm just about to go into Greggs. fancy a sausage roll, or a yum yum?

beggar: sausage roll

me: great choice!

beggar: [smiles proudly]

me: ...do a lot of choosing, do you?

[TwoMimir✨ (gym season) @didimax89]

Los carroñeros me dan tanta ternura es como, te has muerto ya? Es que tengo hambre

[Mario @mackolor]

i just found this absolute gem

[Volus @A_Volus]

@zombies_cleaner じゃあ、売ってくれ