Andreas

Family,Friends and Hearts 👌🏻❤️

[Premier Sports @PremSportsTV]

How about a closer look at the post-match scenes from last night's Edinburgh Derby? 👀

The @JamTarts players, including Sabri Guendouz with beach ball in hand, joined the fans in celebration following a 3-1 victory 💜

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

🚨 A new arrival...🇫🇴

[Andreas @A_Walk39]

@maxbscott @talkSPORT Well deserved. Your shows with @DMAC102 recently were a cracking listen.

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

153 seconds of pure unbridled joy.

[RT @rthab77]

Claudio, if you ever think about leaving. Just watch this video back and remember how happy you look❤️

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

Goodnight, Vienna

🔊🔛

[Scarves Around The Funnel @AroundTheFunnel]

I may do a longer version..

[Super Tony Bloom 🖥 ⚽️🖱🔍📄💰 @SuperJoeSavage]

Luke McCowan has had to close his Instagram because of the abuse he's getting from his own fans. Shame, really.

If that game had been played in Scotland, LASK's fifth gets ruled out for a foul on Luke, VAR spends four minutes finding an angle to justify it, and his Instagram is still open this morning

European referees just don't understand the rules

[Joel Sked @sked21]

@GorgieOpinion Imagine trying to create a bit of atmosphere and build-up before a massive match!

[Anthony Brown @anthonyabrown]

@GorgieOpinion What’s wrong with a group of young lads who love their team trying to create a sense of occasion around a big game?! If it’s not your bag, just let them do their thing instead of trying to publicly belittle them for likes

[Ultras Clips @ultras_clips]

🇳🇱💛🖤 What a tribute! Powerful post-match unity at Breda following the loss of Mats Seuntjens and his partner Elba's newborn daughter.

Lights dimmed, sparklers lit across the stands, and both teams stood together in emotional support!

"Heaven has one more little star." ✨🙏

[Gomes 🇺🇦🇹🇼🇮🇷 @AtaruGomes]

Equipa e adeptos unidos!

Segue-se o Playoff!

Thank you Hearts and good luck for the Conference League!

[Scarves Around The Funnel @AroundTheFunnel]

Would love to see @SLBenfica go on and win the tournament, just like in 1961/62 when they beat Hearts before going on to lift the European Cup

A proper club, outstanding players, and excellent supporters 🤝

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

Alexandros Kyziridis has left Hearts to join Turkish side Çorum FK for an undisclosed fee, subject to SFA approval and ITC.

Thank you, Kyzi, and good luck in Turkey ❤️

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

😂 This Harry Hill’s TV Burp clip on “Muslim Driving School” is brilliant.

Harry mercilessly takes the mickey out of the entire premise and a few Muslim traditions while he’s at it.

First he zeros in on an 18-year-old, born and bred British girl who was married off in an arranged marriage to a man her parents chose in Pakistan.

Harry, completely deadpan:

“Hmm… the arranged marriage. How’s it going?”

Cut straight to the narrator:

“As an 18-year-old divorcee…”

😭 The audience loses it. Harry just pulls that classic awkward face and goes, “Sorry to hear that. Oh well… plenty more fish in the sea.”

Then later, with a different woman whose husband is “very confident” she’ll pass her test, Harry gets ready to crack open the champagne… only to be disappointed when she fails, but quickly adds:”

“It’s non-alcoholic… yeah, I’m sensitive.” 😂

Little polite jab at Muslims and alcohol. Nothing vicious, just lighthearted teasing.

This was mainstream television. ITV. Peak-time. And there was no outrage. People took it exactly as it was meant: good-natured, sharp British jesting.

That was just over a decade ago.

No way on earth you’d see a clip like this on mainstream TV today.

Times really have changed… and not for the better when it comes to being allowed to laugh at things.

Bring back TV Burp!

[Andreas @A_Walk39]

@BroadcastMoose Serial killer

[Craig Houston @CraigHouston_]

Who did you visit and promise to keep safe when this guy done the same?