Ayo

Chilling

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing corporate life requires an ass licking skillset I was simply not born with

[tintin @rentierrobbe]

I hate that we live in such a digital panopticon where people can just record you and post you to the worldwide web and get you fired at a whim. That being said, how are you an executive at JPMorgan and dumping trash on the ground to steal a public trash can?

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

What the big Nigerian artists are going through right now with the poor reception of their music, they deserve it.

Make una foreign fans dey stream the songs.

[naledii_m @naledii_mm]

When I remove my phone from DND and find out no one actually disturbed me

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We all deserve this ❤️

[jaden @JadenAFC]

This TL scroll sesh is GENERATIONAL

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[Walid Arsenal @1Walid1]

Dear rival fans.

Just before you log off, take this!!

[Doc @karthikadhaigal]

Rival fans rn

[Chetuya Chinagolum @Chetuyachinago]

When will Africans finally outgrow this embarrassing and childish tourist syndrome?
An African flies to a European country, sees a shiny building or a fancy train, whips out their phone, and immediately runs to social media to cry, "When will our country have this?!"

SPOILER ALERT : those train rides are not free.
They are directly subsidized by the missing wealth and uncollected taxes of the developing world.

Truth is that, while the rest of Europe was tripping over themselves to aggressively extract African resources by sending gunboats, missionaries, and colonial administrators to do their dirty work, Luxembourg was playing 3D chess.

They did not need to get their hands bloody or dirty. Instead, they quietly positioned themselves as the ultimate offshore tollbooth for the wealth being plundered from the Global South.

Here is how their white-collar criminal network operates: A massive multinational conglomerate digs up copper in Zambia, pumps crude in Nigeria, or mines cobalt in the DRC Congo.
By any standard of fairness, the immense wealth generated from those resources should be taxed locally to build the exact same roads, schools, and train networks we keep drooling over.

But the global financial system is rigged. Instead of paying their fair share, that corporation sets up a shell company and often literally just a dusty P.O. Box in Luxembourg.

And then through the dark arts of corporate accounting known as "profit shifting" and "transfer pricing," the company manipulates its books. The African subsidiary, the one doing the actual extraction, magically records zero profit.

Meanwhile, the Luxembourg P.O. Box records billions. Africa gets the environmental degradation, the exploited labor, and a depleted national treasury. Luxembourg gets the capital.

Now, Luxembourg taxes these phantom P.O. boxes just enough to make it look legitimate, pulling in about 5% of their GDP. But that’s just the cover charge. When you factor in the massive ecosystem built to service this racket,the armies of corporate lawyers, wealth managers, auditors, and bankers designing these tax-dodging schemes, it accounts for a staggering 30% of Luxembourg’s entire GDP.

Put the math together, and you realize that nearly 40% of their national wealth is a monument to laundered money.
It is the most flawlessly executed heist in modern history. They managed to siphon the wealth of a continent without firing a single bullet or toppling a single regime.

[promise #LLSOL❤️🕊 @vespreken]

That Calafiori block

[C. @ArsecaI]

Eze watching this Sarr performance against Spurs

[GOONER DAVID 🇨🇩 @dejesusofficia]

Bring am come like that https://t.co/VyCJdMCG4U

[Tobi @_Tobolos_]

The audacity of Peter Schmeichel (who is basically the reason the back pass law exists) to be talking about “spirit of the game”, is laughable

[Ligue 1 English @Ligue1_ENG]

👀 LIGUE 1 winners by country since 2015

2015 - France 🇫🇷
2016 - France 🇫🇷
2017 - Monaco 🇲🇨
2018 - France 🇫🇷
2019 - France 🇫🇷
2020 - France 🇫🇷
2021 - France 🇫🇷
2022 - France 🇫🇷
2023 - France 🇫🇷
2024 - France 🇫🇷
2025 - France 🇫🇷

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Can’t lie your weekend is astronomically better when your team wins. Everything just feels much better when you’re not annoyed that 11 grown men couldn’t score a goal.

[Brown Eyed Girl @Browneyes5152]

My ability to rewind a movie and still miss the same part is honestly quite astounding.

[Kes IZODUWA ⚡ @Kestim_]

Why should it have an English name tho?

Does Alfredo Pasta have an Igbo name?. 🫵

[Goddess Graveyard Punany✨ @xm_muva]

Y'all going to Israel and kissing walls and shit doing the same shit to gods that aren't yours. You allowed Europeans to demonize your own gods and ways of spirituality, talking about African juju. It's so embarrassing at this point.

[Tobi @_Tobolos_]

Thierry Henry is comfortably the PL GOAT

And contrary to EVERYTHING in this clip , Henry was better, more consistent, had more individual trophies, better stats, and had more impact and Influence

Nice logical flow, well put argument, but there is only 1 king 👑