Chasing cats

Probiotics are my service animals

[Chasing cats @a_zoubt]

Very similar to carving your stupid name on a pristine natural bedrock and proudly farting that it's going to be there for eons. Thanks for the orbital garbage, lowlife.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The car that used to be in my garage is currently in an Earth-Mars elliptical orbit and will be there for at least 10 million years

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

[Chasing cats @a_zoubt]

@cowincrisis @doeincrisis Ok, this is wholesome

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Cactuscali19912 Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Chasing cats @a_zoubt]

Sometimes this fucking platform has absolute gems

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Chasing cats @a_zoubt]

After all these years you still don't understand what a gain-of-function research is. Fauci tried explaining it to but he couldn't make you understand. I hope one day you get your comeuppance.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Despite what Dr. Fauci wants us all to believe, we know taxpayer dollars were used to fund dangerous gain-of-function research.

[Chasing cats @a_zoubt]

So much for 'it's not guns that kill people, it's people who kill people '🤷🏻

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Nebraska woman hospitalized after a dog in another vehicle accidentally fired a shotgun at her.

[The Witcher @thewitcher]

Medallion's humming... that can only mean one thing! It's time to announce The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Songs of the Past! ⚔️

This brand new expansion for The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt will take you to the Path with Geralt of Rivia once more. It’s being co-developed with @Fools_Theory and is coming to PC, Xbox Series X|S, and PlayStation 5 in 2027. Stay tuned for more information in late summer. ⏰

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Not sure who's sillier on this site, Elon Musk for claiming history's most infamous far right dictator was a socialist, or the climate change sceptics for saying this temperature in May is fine because a few million years ago the surface of the planet was molten lava.

[Chasing cats @a_zoubt]

Real GOP. The party of Epstein.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

This Republican attorney raped a 6 year old boy until he was 9. Ken Paxton got him a sentence of 60 days. He didn't even serve all of that.

[Chasing cats @a_zoubt]

@sergeenko_i Ты долбоёб?

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

Not sure which particular Tweet did it, but Elon is absolutely hammering my reach at the moment. Brutal. What a coward.

[Chasing cats @a_zoubt]

Your trip was sponsored by companies you regulate, asshole.

[Secretary Sean Duffy @SecDuffy]

The radical, miserable left has noticed our awesome Great American Road Trip trailer…

and they hate it.

It’s too wholesome.
It’s too patriotic.
It’s too joyful.

They’re upset because they don’t want you to celebrate America! And they definitely don’t want you to teach your kids civics & patriotism. So they tell lies to undermine the mission.

Here are the facts:

1. Production costs were paid for by the Great American Road Trip Inc., not taxpayers. Zero taxpayer dollars were spent on my family.

2. Neither myself nor my family received a salary or production royalties. The five part series will be freely accessible by the public on YouTube.

3. The series was filmed in short, one to two day production windows — such as weekends and the kids’ spring break.

4. Career ethics and budget officials at the Department of Transportation reviewed and approved both my participation and individual travel in accordance with federal rules.

5. Under my leadership, DOT has become the most responsive, productive, and transformational in its history — modernizing air traffic control, hiring 20% more controllers annually than my predecessor, moving grants at record speed, and removing illegal truck drivers from the road.

Don’t let the haters stop you from visiting our spectacular national parks, monuments and sights in honor of America’s 250th birthday!

Our message is really simple: to love America is to see America. So put the phone down, hit the open road, and rediscover what makes America great.

[Chasing cats @a_zoubt]

"Evidence is overwhelming" lol. You tired cumsock.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

The DOJ has ONE WEEK left to charge Anthony Fauci for the worst cover-up in modern medical history.

He lied to Congress about funding gain-of-function research in Wuhan. Millions died. Trillions were spent. And Fauci walked away with book deals and fawning media coverage instead of handcuffs. I re-upped my criminal referral to the DOJ because the evidence is overwhelming, and justice has been delayed long enough.

RT if you’re ready to see Fauci behind bars.

[Chasing cats @a_zoubt]

@lichanysheva Всё началось с печенегов...

[Chasing cats @a_zoubt]

Mine too, about your move.

[Sasha Meets Russia @sashameetsrus]

my only regret about moving to Russia is that I didn’t do it sooner

[Chasing cats @a_zoubt]

What a vile creature you are, Temu nazi

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

A useful way to think about migration is to consider what kind of societies the migrants have built in their home countries and to what extent you would like those conditions replicated here.

[NASA @NASA]

@knightsglow 🥹🥹🥹 Thanks for helping inspire the next generation of explorers!