Erika Parker

[Erika Parker @AAAAmerika_]

Professors on first day: introduce yourself and tell an interesting fact
Me: Im Erika
Professor: ????
Me:

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

"And the really crazy thing is, June is only Austin's 4th hottest month of the year"

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

in a project called “yeezy come, yeezy go,” a studio in london is offering free removal of kanye tattoos

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

Congratulations to the IRS on winning the $846.3 million Mega Millions Jackpot!

[Avery Tomasco @averytomascowx]

Live look at Texas on Friday:

[Acyn @Acyn]

192 Republicans vote against $28 million for baby formula shortage

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

these are the dudes that are beefing rn

[Logged Off @TheBryceShow]

Stormi got to play make-believe poor today 🥰 ✨

[Jules @Julian_Epp]

I’m getting that stimulus check one way or another

[Erika Parker @AAAAmerika_]

A Very Tubby Holiday Giveaway! https://t.co/7QVRyoCzIN

[Erika Parker @AAAAmerika_]

@reidagan @ me next time

[Erika Parker @AAAAmerika_]

Middle school kids now are smoking pot while I had to listen to promiscuous girl in my closet so I didn't get grounded

[jc me rollin @jc_me_rollin_]

“Ate lunch in the bathroom everyday of highschool” #bachelornation I’m selling my yearbooks for $200 a pop, who wants the tea😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Kanye backstage at the 2020 Dove awards hanging with Lecrae, Chris Tomlin, Kirk Franklin, TobyMac, and Hillsong UNITED:

[Elizabeth Zaks @ElizabethZaks]

me explaining
a song I heard
years ago only
knowing the melody google

[Up Top Culture @UpTopCulture]

when things turn out better than expected

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

me everytime when someone texts me in a slightly different way than usual

[Erika Parker @AAAAmerika_]

My life is so much more complete now