Adam A

[Are we there yet? 🪷 🇺🇦 @RB_Showman]

@AJJones152 @MollyJongFast No, look, it's very simple. It was created in a Chinese lab as a bio-weapon, but it is ALSO a hoax so don't wear a mask, but ALSO T**** is a hero for single-handedly creating the vaxx to save us, but ALSO the vaxx kills more people than it saves so don't take it.

[Adam A @AacantilMe]

@girlsreallyrule @sakohler_

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

A man who looks like Steve Martin, in a garden, tending to this dachshund is exactly what I need this morning. Apparently, this is from a series called, "Dads with dogs they didn't want."❤

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

If you want to avoid seeing your family this Thanksgiving, be sure to book a flight on American or Southwest.

[Adam A @AacantilMe]

@sakohler_ @AmericanAir @Delta What happened to you @AmericanAir ? I can't remember the last time I had this poor service and a lack of any assistance despite us making last minute changes to accommodate you at an extra cost to us. @Delta ,@UnitedAirlines_ , @SouthwestAir , the bar is low and here we come!

[Adam A @AacantilMe]

@sakohler_ @AmericanAir @AmericanAir it would also be nice if you didn't charge us an extra $80 to sit next to each other when we were on the flight you canceled, all after tripling our commute to a busier airport where parking is further away and more expensive. Next flight, @Delta for sure!

[Adam A @AacantilMe]

@GavinNewsom Thanks for choosing to spend tax dollars on a few rewards. I guess at least you included those that got it early on... Should have used it on education or infrastructure.

[Adam A @AacantilMe]

@GavinNewsom Don't do that, use the money to lower gas prices. At least that would help everyone. You're very discriminatory towards the middle class @GavinNewsom

[Adam A @AacantilMe]

@UberEats I must say that I'll never use this service again. We ordered food and after waiting an hour and 15 minutes, we called the restaurant to find out that the food has been sitting ready for almost an hour. If you can't deliver, don't offer it. #disappointed

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

March: 😷
April: 😷👽
May: 😷👽🐝
June: 😷👽🐝 ????

[Adam A @AacantilMe]

Can't tell people to stay home AND go out... I'm confused.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: You were highly critical of mail in voting
Trump: It’s corrupt
Reporter: but you voted by mail in Florida’s election last month
Trump: Sure
Reporter: How do you reconcile that?
Trump: Because I’m allowed to

[John Krasinski @johnkrasinski]

This week I asked you all to send me #SomeGoodNews ... And look what happened!

https://t.co/smtSgIDoye

[Adam A @AacantilMe]

@JSotes_ He's an asshat!... Not much more to say. You think he'll get to do it for another term??

[Adam A @AacantilMe]

@sakohler_ My Foreman and I were talking about this and he said that 3 weeks would really be better for him.

[Adam A @AacantilMe]

Me: How's your night man?
My Uber: I'm a machine, gotta keep going.
Me: Yeah... ... That's how you make money...

[Adam A @AacantilMe]

Well, if you're ever frustrated with work, just remember it's like that everywhere... The fact that nobody knows where to get officially tested is pretty nuts and it'll just lead to people lying to be able to get tested if they think they need it.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

If you’re happy and you know it... wash your hands.

[Adam A @AacantilMe]

Cool

[Adam A @AacantilMe]

@AskLyft I scheduled a ride & was outside only to see him drive away. I was standing in the middle of the street waving my arms, they must have not seen me, cancelled, now I'm charged $10. Their callback number didn't work so I couldn't get him to stop. How do I dispute the $10?

[Adam A @AacantilMe]

@J_Kunk_ Now when you say it's classic, it really is :)