Akash Chandraker

Jack of all, master of a few. Studied Telecom Engineering @UNSW. Failed start-up founder, unemployed finance professional with zero degrees in Finance.

[Akash Chandraker @AakashhC]

@smtgpt “Transparency,” you say? Great — show us what percentage of traders actually make money, how fast the rest lose it, and how many end up in the red just because of your fees.
Maybe borrow SEBI’s template — they seem to have cracked that part already.

[Akash Chandraker @AakashhC]

Dear @SEBI_India, in the NIFTY realm, some options like the 19700 CE seem to prefer being 'out-of-the-money', even when they shouldn't! 🤔 Trading at ₹76 on expiry day in the first hour, while NIFTY stands at 19784? Something seems off! #NIFTYAnomalies #marketwatch

[Akash Chandraker @AakashhC]

Looks like NIFTY's trying a new career in geography! 🌍 On a 25 min timeframe, it's drawing Pakistan better than my school atlas did! 📈 Maybe it's plotting a bullish takeover? 😂 #ChartedTerritory #PoK #NIFTYDoodles

[Akash Chandraker @AakashhC]

@onrampmoney So have I. Mind taking a look. I'm yet to get my money!

[Akash Chandraker @AakashhC]

@onrampmoney New user here! 10 hours and counting since I sent my USDTs, and your platform is still "on a scavenger hunt" for my deposit. Maybe don't market yourselves as a P2P alternative if you can't keep up? 🙄 Just a thought.

[Akash Chandraker @AakashhC]

@onrampmoney @onrampmoney 3 hours since I DM'd my ticket. Did it get lost like my USDTs? 🤔

[Akash Chandraker @AakashhC]

India adds a new address to the Moon's southside properties! Our lunar real estate journey begins. 🌚🏡🪐 #Chandrayaan3 #MoonEstate

[Akash Chandraker @AakashhC]

@DhanCares Another glitch. This position was in profit at some point, trailing SL didn't hit because your stupid system assumed "It was part of a hedged position"

https://t.co/qOa9VSLNbr

[Akash Chandraker @AakashhC]

@DhanHQ @DhanCares is fucked again. Orders ain't going through. I', sure they're "Sorry" and "This is not the experience they want us to have", despite us traders going through this shit at least 2-3 times a week on an average if not more.
I wonder who's accountable @SEBI_India?

[Akash Chandraker @AakashhC]

@DhanCares How long shall it take you idiots to look at this shit?? I want my fucking money back.

[Akash Chandraker @AakashhC]

@DhanCares Let me make it make it easier for you to "LOOK INTO" this shit, as you've done plenty of fucking times in the past but to no avail.

https://t.co/p8Gh0OpYJK

[Akash Chandraker @AakashhC]

@DhanHQ @DhanCares @SEBI_India @DhanCares Are you going to pay me for the losses/ lost revenues? Your system executed my orders when Banknifty had moved 0.4% or 170 points against me.

[Akash Chandraker @AakashhC]

@harshmore947 @DhanHQ @DhanHQ @DhanCares Oh, looks like you're providing first-class "pending" customer service. Might as well hold their positions as long as possible, right? Genius strategy!

[Akash Chandraker @AakashhC]

@WazirXCares @WazirXIndia Dear
@WazirXIndia
@WazirXCares
I've received your email and responded to it with the requisite documents. Thanks very much for your understanding and support!

Your support is always 5 stars.❤️

[Akash Chandraker @AakashhC]

Hi @WazirXCares I've just sent you a DM regarding a pressing issue with my P2P order. Your timely attention to this matter is crucial. Please check your inbox at the earliest convenience. I'm looking forward to your prompt support.

@WazirXIndia

[Akash Chandraker @AakashhC]

@DhanHQ @DhanCares FinNifty Zero/ Hero trade fucked. Thanks assholes!

[Akash Chandraker @AakashhC]

@DhanCares Unfortunately for me, I missed the damn move and ended up with a loss. I demand my money back, you worthless scumbag!

[Akash Chandraker @AakashhC]

@DhanHQ @DhanCares @SEBI_India Dhan has done it again. Almost 10 minutes into market open and their platform is sucking ass again.

[Akash Chandraker @AakashhC]

@DhanHQ @DhanCares @SEBI_India @SEBI_India Accountability??