Aaron Kesseli

Jogging for Mayor of Boston 2044. Digital Marketing & eCommerce. Adjunct Professor at Boston University.

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The best things doctors do is act like nothing is wrong. Your case is normal. Enjoy life

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Felt mortal today.

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A book with a big CTA at the end.

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Feeling like a champion of Mother Nature because I refilled my 12.5-oz handsoap container from my 33-oz handsoap container.
It even had a built in handle for easy travel.
We’re all going to plastic hell.

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Some people can mix all their drinks every night. I can’t do that. I need to stick with one drink. That’s why I only drink Long Island Ice Teas.

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The Smartinis

Best trivia name I’ve heard.

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The #Boston suburbs, where the biggest mansion in the neighborhood isn't owned by a Red Sox player or the Mayor, but a 5th generation dentist.

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@therecount Imagine how many times he had to practice that in the mirror

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Finding studs in the wall is my Everest.

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It’s gonna be a summer of barnes, boots, booze, and boats. And goose.

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To Goose, v;.
To prod to action.

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Tryin to google the weather two months from now.

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New Band Name:
The Uninstalled

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The Goonies taught me punk rock.

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What if there’s a bigger magnet?

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E.g. He was the kind of guy who’d have a trap door, except he lived in an apartment building.

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I watched more Civil War documentaries this week than any other American.

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New Band Name:
Chasing Equators

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Edit like your legacy depends on it.

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Open a carpet shop and sell performance enhancing rugs.