Anna Fleming

[Scott Evans @thescottevans]

Blue Ivy to Republicans.

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

"We have ended the war on beautiful clean coal." Clap, clap, clap, assholes. #SOTU

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

No Bernie. No Kerry. No Joe. No old white men that already had their shot in 2020.

[Quasonts @justvernpls]

When men hold the door to look and see if i have any ass but it’s a pancake breakfast back there

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

finding out that the guy who led a “lock her up” chant at the GOP convention plead guilty to lying to the FBI has given me an erection lasting longer than four hours

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The State Department quietly lifted its restriction on the number of refugees allowed to enter the U.S. https://t.co/SMnnFEmoJk

[Anna Fleming @AAnna2662]

Pet peeve, being forced to listen to someone's shitty music because they are playing it loud enough to bleed through their ear buds 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[Michael A. Cohen (NOT TRUMP’S FORMER FIXER) @speechboy71]

Wait until you find out that your Dad signed an executive order banning those same people from entering the United States https://t.co/7JHPCmJ8NF

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

shout out to all the kids who thought they had to work hard and try in life. all you need is a rich family who can buy congress for you!

[mtp @tsengputterman]

Sing it with me!

"This land's not our land,
This land is Native land;
From Mannahatta,
To Alcatraz Island."

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges im holding onto are

[Anna Fleming @AAnna2662]

Moved into my first home, set up Internet and put together my vacuum #reallife #adultlife # homeowner #myhouseisamess

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i like drinking coffee until my body is running on pure unfiltered anxiety

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

you know what's amazing?

watching fuckin history being made

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Young liberals, we get it, especially if you came up during the Obama era,but most times you don't get to vote for, you have to vote against

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

imagine being so deluded that you trust this bloated pile of cheese puffs with an entire country

[Anna Fleming @AAnna2662]

I officially have 2 jobs and am buying a house.. I am astounded by my level of adult-ness #realadult #workwork #Iwantdoritos

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

THE ENDING OF ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK GOT ME FUCKED UP

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

If the U.K. leaves, it's proof an entire country will support something stupid and self-destructive. So, you know, looks good for Trump.