Austin Phillips

[Austin Phillips @AAphillips355]

Could literally not show up to take finals and pass above average... #collegelife

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

when people think i need them in my life

[Austin Phillips @AAphillips355]

@ShelbyBBayless I'm kind of a badass.

[Austin Phillips @AAphillips355]

@ShelbyBBayless @TheTumblrPosts That's why people like you shouldn't vote. More so, become educated, then vote. Therefore, an educated vote.

[Austin Phillips @AAphillips355]

Time to go home and turnip

[Austin Phillips @AAphillips355]

@ShelbyBBayless yeah, they're assholes

[Austin Phillips @AAphillips355]

#richard3atIC #dukenasty

[Austin Phillips @AAphillips355]

@DDorks Da fux?

[Austin Phillips @AAphillips355]

@ShelbyBBayless I hate you

[Austin Phillips @AAphillips355]

@ShelbyBBayless @37Jshall21 @tylergruen18 I'll be back to visit :(

[Austin Phillips @AAphillips355]

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for food... I don't know where sandwiches live.

[Austin Phillips @AAphillips355]

We are a bi-weekly taco night kind of family

[Austin Phillips @AAphillips355]

@DDorks Be a Hobbit

[Austin Phillips @AAphillips355]

@ShelbyBBayless Is this me! Lmao

[ShelbyB @ShelbyBBayless]

Come see Legally Blonde at GHS this Thursday, Friday and Saturday at 7:30 in the GHS auditorium 🎀🎭

[Austin Phillips @AAphillips355]

Officially just through with every damn thing.

[Austin Phillips @AAphillips355]

@ShelbyBBayless with feeling now!

[Austin Phillips @AAphillips355]

Getting your girlfriend to interact on social media is like trying to make a dog smaller.... You can, but it'll cost ya an arm and a leg.

[Austin Phillips @AAphillips355]

I believe that finding "who you are" is absolutely absurd. You're not one thing and one thing only. Change and you will succeed.