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[Aarn Farmer @AarnFarmer]

This is the way

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Police in Winona Minnesota are stunned after EVERY SINGLE ONE of their Flock cameras were suddenly removed in a single night.

According to the police department, all 8 of the town's cameras were cut down and hauled away.

Police are asking for the public's help to identify the individual, but the public has been leaving comments like:

"The Flock cameras tore themselves down"
"Whoever did it, was fishing with me"
"Whoever it was, was at Bible study with me"

[Aarn Farmer @AarnFarmer]

Staring at my tiny tablet and not my giant TV trying to watch the Texas Rangers game because they moved the games to a platform that doesn't have a smart TV app. You couldn't just announce the move for next year? Or put the game on both platforms for the remainder of the year?

[Aarn Farmer @AarnFarmer]

@RangersSNtv @BZZROfficial FYI, I just tried to download the BZZR app for my Samsung smart TV and no app exists. I'm going to have to watch games on my phone. Can someone please fix this?

[Aarn Farmer @AarnFarmer]

@Boys_Vox We just aren't used to an American President actually working for the American people, even if it's just a sporting event. Wild times.

[Aarn Farmer @AarnFarmer]

December of 1799. 3 of the next 4 presidents died on the 4th of July with Adams and Jefferson dying on the same day, the 0th anniversary of the signing with Monroe dying 5 years later.

These anniversaries were taken as a sure sign of God's Blessings on this country

[Aarn Farmer @AarnFarmer]

One of my favorite stories about how early Americans thought about the Blessings of God on their country. Washington was thought to be such a man of his time that the 18th century wouldn't let him go. He died in

[Aarn Farmer @AarnFarmer]

Funniest run in Texas Rangers history?

[Aarn Farmer @AarnFarmer]

No shit

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: U.S. intelligence reportedly warns Netanyahu could take steps that undermine Trump’s push for an Iran peace deal.

[Aarn Farmer @AarnFarmer]

@NewbergReport You will never be able to convince me this isn't left over from getting hit on the ribs a million times during the Astros series in 23

[Aarn Farmer @AarnFarmer]

@JaredSandler @DrunkGalloway False. I have personally affected the outcome of a game merely by wearing my hat in a funny way. Who knows how powerful your words are.

[Aarn Farmer @AarnFarmer]

This dude and animals.

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Cheryl cheerleads the removal of a pair of Black Racers from Dr Oz's patio.

[Aarn Farmer @AarnFarmer]

Someone is going to sue because they dropped scalding hot cheese on to their scalp

[MLB @MLB]

The Rangers have revealed a wearable nacho "Rally Sombrero" 😭

The food vessel contains chips, cheese, lettuce, jalapeños, pico de gallo and more

(via @delawarenorth)

[Aarn Farmer @AarnFarmer]

@NewbergReport could we ever see Helman and Mayo on the same team?

[Aarn Farmer @AarnFarmer]

https://t.co/gitlhGf3lN

This feels true

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Every Inning Of Baseball Game Aired On Different Streaming Service https://t.co/8JynJjLDrZ

[Aarn Farmer @AarnFarmer]

Beautiful. Can't wait until 3

[Jamey Newberg @NewbergReport]

Good grief, I miss @ThreeTwoEephus writing about the Rangers.

https://t.co/PJis2aFCmS

[Aarn Farmer @AarnFarmer]

I get irrationally happy when T-Mobile gives me my free subscription to the MLB app every year

[Aarn Farmer @AarnFarmer]

The universe gave Canada the perfect opportunity to pay us back for the hockey gold and save a little face but they are just too incompetent to pull it off. #WBC

[Aarn Farmer @AarnFarmer]

I cannot believe the Chicago White Sox, one of the worst teams in the league, have a radio broadcast of today's game and not my @Rangers . I know it's just a Sporting Training game but come on.

[Aarn Farmer @AarnFarmer]

@TXRangersPR I'd love to hear this game on the radio or watch it on TV. I can't believe there's no broadcast.

[Aarn Farmer @AarnFarmer]

Absolutely crazy that there's no tv or radio broadcast for today's @Rangers game. I know it's just early Spring Training but you'd think either team would do something to broadcast it.