AJ

Makes spaces out of spaces

[MIKE 🇵🇱🍀 @g_obsranco]

Endrick: „Rower musi mieć przednie koło”

Ancelotti:

[💙🧡🤖 @FATHER_CLEF]

This how 007 be posted up with a baddie hours before finding out she’s a terrorist.

[gino.eth 💽 @GinoTheGhost]

This clip perfectly encapsulates how big of losers these guys are in real life

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

This is the photo they'll use at the start of the netflix doc

[Jhay @jhayusb]

this how it feels scrolling on twitter https://t.co/970rH3naeO

[Mike Nelson @mikenelson586]

LEGO stores when those new tariffs on Danish goods hit

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Not a bad first game in charge 👌🔴

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

putting "#PL" as if we're playing in any other competition

[brandon* @brndxix]

son LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[SP @sspencerukk]

Choose your Manchester Captain

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Club statement: Ruben Amorim.

[Alex Shaw @AlexShawTel]

Ruben Amorim does not have enough credit in the bank to be speaking like he is.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Venezuelan president seeing the American flag at 2 a.m. in his room

[Congolesa Rice @judeinlondon]

Sorry but it’s very funny they’ve not deleted this

[jo @whatsJo]

He looks like the guy in a movie that only Eric’s character can see.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

every nyc mayoral debate is like

cuomo: i am not rapist, i am italian
zohran: i am running in nyc not tel aviv
sliwa: 5 people tried to kill me on my way here. fuck you

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

Great way to turn your flight number into a Wikipedia article

[Acyn @Acyn]

MacCallum: Last night I ChatGPT’d, where is the finance center of the world and it said New York City…

Mamdani: That is one thing you have in common with Andrew Cuomo because he also uses ChatGPT to answer many questions including how to resolve the housing crisis in the city.

[Jesuit for X-Men @GracePersephone]

Star Wars-ass picture.

[bab @1xeraz]

Flexing don’t gotta make sense