Gary Laser Eyes

The first A is silent....

[Gary Laser Eyes @AaronBrown93]

Beyonce is bootylicious

[Gary Laser Eyes @AaronBrown93]

@maddymonahan you do know where all the money goes right....

[Gary Laser Eyes @AaronBrown93]

@alisonbrie marry me

[Gary Laser Eyes @AaronBrown93]

i've lost sleep knowing that african children are walking around thinking that the carolina panthers were the 2016 superbowl champions

[Gary Laser Eyes @AaronBrown93]

@DaverMath doctor pill

[Gary Laser Eyes @AaronBrown93]

#TeamNoSleep

[Gary Laser Eyes @AaronBrown93]

Me- **Opens interesting web article**
Me- **Sees multiple paragraphs with no video summing up article**
Me- **Closes article**

[Gary Laser Eyes @AaronBrown93]

@Perrdogg_73 diplo? More like dipno

[Gary Laser Eyes @AaronBrown93]

Celebrating world women's day by only swiping right

[Bellator MMA @BellatorMMA]

It's a Wand-erful Day! Proud to announce the signing of @wandfc Official Press Release here: https://t.co/WUVSHz7FZ0

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Sorry you didn’t win Best Picture, “Mad Max: Fury Road,” but if Trump wins the election, you can re-submit for “Best Documentary.”

[Gary Laser Eyes @AaronBrown93]

When you're 45 min into a movie till you finally realize the whole damn thing will be in subtitles but you're in too deep to stop now...

[Gary Laser Eyes @AaronBrown93]

Watching scary movies alone cus I'm stupid

[Gary Laser Eyes @AaronBrown93]

@tifffffg I've never seen employees so happy to see us leave

[Gary Laser Eyes @AaronBrown93]

Shout out to @tifffffg who managed to knock over two full drinks and shatter glass everywhere in the span of 20 minutes #sorryrileys

[Gary Laser Eyes @AaronBrown93]

Who steals a hat tho

[Gary Laser Eyes @AaronBrown93]

I thought I'd gotten you out of my head for good

[Gary Laser Eyes @AaronBrown93]

Do you come with a snooze button cus that'd be just dandy right about now

[Gary Laser Eyes @AaronBrown93]

@tifffffg WELCOME TO THE FRIENDZONE

[Gary Laser Eyes @AaronBrown93]

When you finally get around to reseting your twitter password so you can say inappropriate things again