Aaron Carlock

Husband, Band Dad, Product Manager with years in SaaS, IoT, electronics, Leadership, Security, and helping people solve hard problems.

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I’m watching Lord of the Rings and all I can think about is how the horses wouldn’t have known they were featuring in a film and how they must have gone home each day and thought,
WTF just happened.

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@rish_neynar Fired for being cheeky.

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@touchgrass_ron I don’t wonder that at all. I was more creeped out by the covers.

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@cheXrod @realSiLeNTxGuRu @Whataburger It was going downhill before private equity.

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@bendreyfuss Those are disgusting. The best cold cut meat is turkey.

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@TheAmishDude @LoganARobison They can run that before they bother stopping you. And they shouldn't be checking that until the 15th of the month. Ridiculous.

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@Senorrolo @texasrunnerDFW It definitely is.

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@GregAbbott_TX Way to fall for propaganda, Governor. Reverse this before you do real damage.

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@Innuend83779185 @johnkonrad Jesus. That’s my worst month here in Texas with 2 AC systems on 3300 sq feet. It’s been 100.

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@damintoell They’re still salty about the pizza tweet.

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@lipmanb Congrats! I wish you two all the happiness in the world.

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What the hell is a promo packet? Are you supposed to just make one and hand it to your boss? 25 years and I’ve never had that be a thing.

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@MickeyBlowtorch Checks out

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@PoohlaBooyah @jmduke The folks at that company have taken feedback on quality and have adjusted the recipe to make it better.

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@mreasycredit @Super70sSports That made me laugh

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@mreasycredit @Super70sSports She was a beast on the line.

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@Booling_in_JP @weewooweewow @AlexHollings52 So many more would join if there were more jobs after enlistment.

I worked in the reactor rooms on a carrier, but as a non-nuke. Felt bad for those dudes, they were chart checking zombies. But they were sharp.

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@JoelBubblehead @delujog The Lincoln. Second half of the year. The Cole was bombed shortly after we got out there, we got our first break in the Jebal Ali sandbox on Christmas. Had a bunch of time at sea and the paychecks were piling up.