aaron

[Jessica @JessicaTetreau]

Is she actually lecturing us about rich people from the back of a limousine 🤣

[✰𝙑𝙚𝙞𝙡 @strveil]

pov: me at the energy drink section

[izzi 🍋 @IzzraifHarz]

office workers after 4pm

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

nobody:

me at 6 am in this humidity:

[Chuck “Horse” Whitnall, CFA @nofuckschuck_]

What I be on #summer2026

[Coloradokarma @Coloradokarma__]

Take that @elonmusk! 😡

@cybertruck

[Murray Hill Mike @murrayhillmike]

In the uber going over the Williamsburg bridge at 4 am looking at all the pretty lights

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Aperol spritz calling out to me like the green goblin mask

[Adit @aditabrm]

The fact that you can leave home at 10a for an 11a departure flight in SFO is really really underrated

[Tesla @Tesla]

Model S & X changed automotive history forever by proving that an EV could be the best car possible – of any kind.

By inspiring other automakers to believe in EVs, they pushed the industry from 50k cars total in 2011 to 21 million sold per year.

Many automotive firsts:

Model S – first EV to achieve a 400-mile range, first production car to do 0-60 in <2 seconds & first production sedan to run a 9.23 second quarter mile.

It was also the first vehicle with a roof so strong that it broke NHTSA's testing machine.

Model X – quickest production SUV & the first to not roll over in regulatory tests.

Model S & X also initiated real-world AI!

We never stopped refining either vehicle. Both have 40% fewer parts today & share only 3% of parts with their original version. 60 years of evolution (by conventional car development standards) squeezed into 14 years!

750,000 Model S & X built.

Your support – from our earliest days to now – made Tesla into what it is today.

Thank you to each of our owners ❤️

[litquidity @litcapital]

The end of an era

[Troy Osinoff 🕺 @yo]

When you’re traveling with somebody who doesn’t have TSA PreCheck and they think you won’t ditch them

[Luke Heeney @heeney_luke]

On the CalTrain and there’s a guy breaking up with his girlfriend because he can’t handle long distance (he’s SF, she’s Palo Alto)

[Daddy Haslam, CPA @CPA_Doug69]

My new manager (Rocket) just threw a coffee chat on my calendar for 8pm #wood

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

In the new Tesla update 2026.2.9.9, this pops up if you cancel your FSD subscription and doesn’t go away until you pick one of the options

[Daddy Haslam, CPA @CPA_Doug69]

Willing to do unspeakable things for a JOB @jpmorgan

[Earl of FrunkPuppy @28delayslater]

FSD HW3 owners listening to the Tesla earnings call

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I’m a simple man. All I need are:
- a loft in Manhattan
- a house on Nantucket
- a house in Newport
- a chalet in Aspen
- a house in Greenwich

[Gavin (humanist/acc) @GavMcCracken]

Just found out Bloomberg terminals are like discord for rich people. You can just slide into Jamie Dimon's dms

[Meth Troxler @funshak_]

Heading back over the Williamsburg Bridge at 7:12am