Aaron J. Lynn

Connoisseur Of All Things Cookie- Ex-Army Paratrooper - World Traveler (in training)

[Milford H. Beagle, Jr. @Beags_Beagle]

“Everywhere I go...there’s a drill sergeant there” 🎼 Monitoring Soldiers during PX trips today. Huge shout out to the professionals under the hat. @CSM_Gan @CG_CIMT @TRADOC @USACIMT @TradocDCG

[Aaron J. Lynn @AaronJLynn]

Proud father!

#ArmyStrong
#ImNotCryingYoureCrying

[Milford H. Beagle, Jr. @Beags_Beagle]

Before the sun rises every Thursday, our newest Warriors (at double interval) enter our Army and swear to support and defend our Constitution against ALL...enemies! What’s your Warrior? Congrats 3-39 IN #whatwedo @CSM_Gan @USACIMT @TRADOC @TradocDCG

[Aaron J. Lynn @AaronJLynn]

#AATW

[U.S. Army @USArmy]

Look out below!!!

A NationalGuard #Paratrooper, with the 19th Special Forces Group (Airborne), jumps out of a UH60 Blackhawk helicopter during an #airborne operation on Grant Smith Drop Zone near Bluffdale, #Utah.

Photo by Pfc. Jacob Jesperson,

#Ready2Fight

[Aaron J. Lynn @AaronJLynn]

Other than "A gazillion dollars", that may be the absolute best thing you can ask for.
#IBroughtMyOwnTupperwareForLeftovers

[Aaron J. Lynn @AaronJLynn]

Absolutely stunning.

"Colors? We don't need no stinking colors!"

[Tim Hendricks @Saltwatertattoo]

My energy today. 🌹🐅

[Aaron J. Lynn @AaronJLynn]

@ChronAstros @McClain_on_NFL So instead of giving him a sexy come hither look, does she have to bang on a trash can to let him know when it's time to 'circle the bases'?

[Aaron J. Lynn @AaronJLynn]

This was to basketball what the SEC is now to football.

[Aaron J. Lynn @AaronJLynn]

@abbstersssssss While I admire you for being considerate, I think you went too far. Make it to your family's spice preference and give the weaklings some milk in little cups that say "I'm a wussy baby."

[Aaron J. Lynn @AaronJLynn]

@GeorgeTakei Turner and Hooch

[Aaron J. Lynn @AaronJLynn]

Now taking suggestions for a new @MLB team to follow since I cannot remain aligned with the @astros any longer. I will miss hearing @raford3 and @SteveSparks37 on @AstrosRadioMLB , but a line had to be drawn. #heartbroken

[Aaron J. Lynn @AaronJLynn]

@TylerKepner I believe the technical term for a move like that is the "Kevin Durant."

[Aaron J. Lynn @AaronJLynn]

@nat_marie3 But do you have to go back and re-watch the episode(s) afterwards?

[Aaron J. Lynn @AaronJLynn]

@marclippincott @Amy_Siskind The issue is that the original tweet points to this article as the source for the President directly shutting down the pollution website. The article says nothing of the sort and doesn't even directly tie the funding cuts to the decision. The OP is just revving up the TLDR folks.

[Aaron J. Lynn @AaronJLynn]

@kristine_stone You were spot on. Billy Squier was a necessity. Crisis averted.

[Aaron J. Lynn @AaronJLynn]

@TheRideshareGuy I got mine years ago to protect myself just in case anyone were to ever accuse me of something inappropriate. I'm not worried so much about being deactivated. But if a young woman says I touched her, it would be guilty until proven innocent.

[Aaron J. Lynn @AaronJLynn]

@marclippincott I blame Matthew McConaughey. His baseball connection was a bit part in Angel's in the Outfield. That movie had problematic foul poles.

[Aaron J. Lynn @AaronJLynn]

@SNascimbeni @BeckyLynchWWE Two things are important here.

1) "Sasha should HAVE won." (Not "of)

2) #1 isn't important anyway since you're dead wrong.

[Houston Astros @astros]

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