Aaron Kara

Writer and Voice Over artist based in London.

[Aaron Kara @AaronKara3]

It's official, I now do voice over work on account of my incredibly talented vocal chords. I've been told my voice is warm, articulate, versatile, precise, colourful, provocative, bright, inspirational, posh, appealing, poetic and sophisticated. They said pick 3, but...ya know.

[SOUR - The Film @sourthefilm]

Delighted to announce the London premiere of SOUR at the iconic Cinema in the Arches in Battersea Power Station on Mon 14th Nov 🎞✨🍞 as part of the Nightmare on Arches Lane showcase!

Get your tickets here https://t.co/eDZkA17kPd 🤗🎟

[Aaron Kara @AaronKara3]

Check out my Gig on Fiverr: write an article or blog post for your website https://t.co/XEyjp3t90f

[Aaron Kara @AaronKara3]

Everything you've ever loved is killing your gains.

[Aaron Kara @AaronKara3]

https://t.co/P2W6dMQGLp

I wrote an article on my Substack about obsessive thoughts. Give it a read!

[Aaron Kara @AaronKara3]

I just published There’s A Party in My Substack and You’re All Invited https://t.co/P102mHyMkF

[Aaron Kara @AaronKara3]

Even as a child, I remember being suspicious of scotch eggs and pork pies.

[SOUR - The Film @sourthefilm]

We’re back with exciting news!! SOUR has been selected for Berlin Lift-Off Film Festival. You can now VIEW + VOTE for SOUR at no 71 as part of the Trendsetter Shorts category 🥰✨LINK in BIO✨🍞 Voting ends Mon 7th March 10pm (GMT)
Thank you @liftoffnetwork! #sourthefilm #liftoff

[Aaron Kara @AaronKara3]

They say fingernails and toenails are there to protect the pointier bones in your hands and feet. My toenails have developed offensive capabilities beyond what's necessary for "protection". My girlfriend wears jeans in bed to protect her shins.

[Aaron Kara @AaronKara3]

Luckily, I'm not overly encouraged by Twitter to offer my opinion on every burgeoning topic, as I tend to suffer from what can only be described as 'opinion fatigue' - side effects include apathy, boredom and facetiousness

[Aaron Kara @AaronKara3]

My brain comes up with seemingly ground breaking ideas at 2 am when I'm trying to sleep. Thus begins the reoccurring struggle - will I remember it in the morning, or should I interrupt my sleep further to write it down? Turns out, the idea is often trash.

[Aaron Kara @AaronKara3]

Continuing my zombie spree, I've watched #Alive, Ravenous and The Girl with All the Gifts. All of them are good zombie flicks, though I have to say, Ravenous is a little more left of field, which I think is a welcome quality in such a oversaturated subgenre.

[Aaron Kara @AaronKara3]

These are some popular disparaging phrases that I think we should retire
- Get over yourself
- You need to take a look in the mirror
- Don't be such a child
- Come to your senses
- I think that Aaron guy is shit
- Mr Kara, you're no longer allowed in this establishment

[Aaron Kara @AaronKara3]

When I was young, my big brother played a lot of zombie games, 'Resident Evil' and the like. Used to scare the shit out of me. The wheezing, screeching, flesh eating denizens of fiction haunted me. Now, as an adult, they are the object of my obsession. I love zombie movies.

[Aaron Kara @AaronKara3]

Does anybody else linger up and down supermarket aisles in an increasing state of panic, picking up random items from shelves with bleary eyed uncertainty, trapped between what you need, what you want and why you're even in a supermarket?

[Aaron Kara @AaronKara3]

@LesleyKara It's all the little additional tasks. The walking to and from the gym. Wondering up and down supermarket aisles. Meal prep is long (I've starter cooking more extravagant meals) and ofcourse the intermittent bouts of paralyzing anxiety really extend the duration of my day

[Aaron Kara @AaronKara3]

I've tried to increase the amount I cook and exercise each day. I've surmised that going to the gym, doing a food shop, cooking the food, eating the food and then cleaning the kitchen takes approximately 9 hours.

[Aaron Kara @AaronKara3]

In 24 hours I shall begin eating an appalling amount of cheese.

[Aaron Kara @AaronKara3]

I've come up with my own killer core workout. You start with a 6 backwards lorbo thrusts, onto a glib breaker, 45 seconds on the trot, do 6 minutes of those, an hour of agricultural crunches, hurly burly whirly, 6 reps of 20, finish with a loud enema.

[Aaron Kara @AaronKara3]

As much as I consider myself a semi rational person, I still can't maintain a consistent opinion of my creative writing. One day it's - "my characters are beginning to shape their own stories, wow." The next day - "there's no story here and I hate everything including the title"