Aaron Lassin

KNIBB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES

[Aaron Lassin @AaronLassin]

@2008Philz Domonic Brown. Spelled correctly.

[Aaron Lassin @AaronLassin]

Thank you to whoever made my name tag today.

It is safe to say the @KeyAndPeele
A-A-Ron sketch lives on…with an additional “a.”

[Aaron Lassin @AaronLassin]

Tim from Hyundai, what are you trying to tell me?

Does this mean @KingJames is about to go 35/8/8 tonight? Please be more specific…..

[Aaron Lassin @AaronLassin]

I wrote this on February 10, 2024.

Today, @Applebees announces that it is The Official Bar and Grill of the @NFL

All I ask is that @Applebees pay it forward and send me a dining voucher at a location of my choice.

Thank you.

#TheHeadCoachOfEndlessWinsandEndlessApps

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The NFL announced that Applebee’s is now the new official “grill and bar” sponsor of the NFL.

[Saquon Barkley @saquon]

🦅🦅

[Craig Caplan @CraigCaplan]

Applause in the U.S. Senate chamber as well as hugs and handshakes from Senators including Majority Leader Chuck Schumer after Minority Leader Mitch McConnell announced he's stepping down as Republican Leader in November.

[Aaron Lassin @AaronLassin]

As the loser of my Fantasy Football League this year, I had to write an “apology” letter to league members for my poor performance.

Thank you @Applebees for your continued support but most of all, your tasty Apps.

Until next year….

#TheHeadCoachofEndlessWinsandEndlessApps

[Aaron Lassin @AaronLassin]

The Fightins.

Red October is back.

[Scott Lauber @ScottLauber]

Dancing on their own.

[Aaron Lassin @AaronLassin]

Terminal B, more like Terminal B O.

But seriously @EWRairport, Terminal B stinks.

@Rasbaraka my calendar is wide open for Q4. I am happy to meet and discuss how to fine tune things.

Quick ideas below:

1) Make better sandwiches. Put love into them.
2) FIGURE IT OUT

[Aaron Lassin @AaronLassin]

@AllezLesBoulez Hahahah

[Aaron Lassin @AaronLassin]

Please expand the court.

Six “unbiased” puppets are dictating a society for the few and not for all.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The Supreme Court said a designer in Colorado had a First Amendment right to refuse to create websites for same-sex weddings despite a state law that forbids discrimination against gay people.
https://t.co/AkWGfSykMu

[Aaron Lassin @AaronLassin]

@cclowes3 @peachquintana Kid brings religion into this. Classic.

[Cherelle Parker @PeopleforParker]

I’m so incredibly honored to have earned the Democratic nomination tonight. It’s been a long road, and to see the tireless work of my campaign team, supporters, and family pay off is humbling.

I’m looking forward to November and bringing our city together as its 100th mayor.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

The Phillies reinstated Bryce Harper from the 10-day injured list prior to tonight’s game against the Los Angeles Dodgers.  To make room for Harper on the 26-man roster, outfielder Jake Cave was optioned to triple-A Lehigh Valley following last night’s game.

[Aaron Lassin @AaronLassin]

@peachquintana Non-bearded Gona is living a totally different life in the multi-verse

[Aaron Lassin @AaronLassin]

Evergreen tweet

[Aaron Lassin @AaronLassin]

Death, Taxes and a Boston Scott anytime TD against the @Giants

#GoBirds

[Aaron Lassin @AaronLassin]

Death, Taxes and a Boston Scott anytime TD against the @Giants

#GoBirds

[Aaron Lassin @AaronLassin]

@Geto_Univercity Wings and then a sandwich with a side of mashed potatoes. Wild card type of side however the weather calls for comfort food.

If this question was not food-related, disregard everything besides the maxed potatoes.

[Aaron Lassin @AaronLassin]

I’ll miss the Ads the most.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

13 wins is down to 4.

#RedOctober