Aaron Rodriguez

Sustainable Food, Design, and Shelter lover/ Delusional and Unconscious thought explorer/ Science, Psychopharmacology & Python programming enthusiast.

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@theoakleafnews do you want audio of professor Reginald Parks having a boomer crashout over a class Zoom session?

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@jokerwaffenfren @korraflow echoing Arman's conclusions 🔥👏😂

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@ThaddeusRussell @AnnCoulter yes. next question.

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@Nero bless this man! 🙌🔥🔥

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congrats to #Dell for having the shtst fn product imaginable. I pray their stock plummets to zilch and everyone on their design and engineering team has their brakes go out while driving home this evening. literally the worst product ever. equally as God awful as HP. Congrats.

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@1982Logos @OwenBenjamin colonscopy results?

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“Candace Owens is a demon, now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna let this guy fuck my ass and say it’s love and buy a kid while I start a war.”

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@vkhosla @Google @emergentlabs @Lovable @ManusAI you're not getting that beach buddy boy. head bobble head bobble

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@sgarzah hi, I was bummed to hear about that megaacrete plant not happening in Texas. Do you know of any other opportunities in North America where this might be potential in the foreseeable future?

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@kurtmetzger @OwenBenjamin @AwakenWithJP Kurt taking more L's than he does Adderall.

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@firearmvideos well well well

[MILO @Nero]

@katyperry Why did you lie about going to space

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@jonas431635 @usdtermo prob better to get them to work in some capacity. waste of resources if you just end them. getting labor out of them somehow is way better option

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My Grok superbowl commercial contest submission:

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@jokerwaffenfren @Kick_Champ Adin real quiet...

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@QuakesInCA we all felt it right? (in rohbert park)

[MILO @Nero]

I am 41, and the doctor thinks I have a brain tumor. I’ve been passing out a lot lately. Monstrous headaches. My vision is unpredictably bad. I’m not hungry—and I’m always, always hungry. Tingly fingers. The works. And of course I’ve been ignoring these symptoms for months. Or is it years? “That must be a good sign,” I tell him. “Surely I’d be dead by now.” He just looks at me.

I’ve had an MRI and there’s a dark spot, black as sin, but the technician wasn’t absolutely sure, and my doctor isn’t an oncologist, although his wife is. Something is in there that shouldn’t be. Something is not right. So I’m having another one and seeing a specialist in a few days. It’s not 100%. It might not be cancer.

My gut says I will be fine. He wouldn’t have spared me from AIDS just to take me out like this. Whatever it is, I suddenly regret saying, “I’m ready to be with Jesus!” so many times over the past couple of years. God is like that. One of his favorite punishments is giving you what you asked for.

The thing in my head is in the best place it could be, surgically speaking, so there’s that. And there are still a few, much less serious, things it could be, none of which will lay claim to my hair. Heavenly Father, don’t make me tour in a silk headscarf. I’ve tried it out at home in the mirror, and I don’t look tragic, or dramatic, or sympathetic. I look piratical, like a gypsy fortune teller.

People who are beastly to others for a living have no right to ask for good wishes, let alone prayer, even when they’re scared. But I am scared, so I am asking anyway. Instead of tweeting or texting me something celebratory, do me a favor, would you? Ask Our Lord to spirit this thing away, so I can get back to work, like I promised. I’ll keep you posted.

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@NickJFuentes @YungPutin1 prob for the same reason you don't date women, Nick. It's called keeping a secret.

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@NickJFuentes @charliekirk11 meanwhile you dodge Owen Benjamin repeatedly and you won't do it bc you'll be called out on the lies you make.

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@SantaRosaFire @CALFIRELNU nothing suspicious about this at all!