shellinaaa

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[shellinaaa @AaronShellina]

I don’t think you people understand

This apc are being very strategic and diplomatic about their movement
They attack the old people with things like this
Rice , beans and oil
And use the youths as thugs
Especially yorubas
Because they know
Once they have the beginning and the end of the tail in both hands
The rest is soft work
And they are succeeding
Because if they gave birth to you in 1980 and up till now you still don’t have sense
I’m sorry to say
You will never have it
You are a fool for life
Even in the afterlife
Somebody’s sweet mum
Good riddance to bad rubbish
With all the shit going in the country
Bandit, kidnapping , no light , fuel hike , bad health care , no education….when will Nigerians have their eyes open??
Even if dem use super glue for una
Break free!!!!!!!!

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

“We believe that by 2027, Tinubu will be president again.” - Nigerian parents make speech after receiving campaign food items from APC

[shellinaaa @AaronShellina]

@instablog9ja The men in this cs are so pained and hurt 😭😂😂

[shellinaaa @AaronShellina]

@TopGirlKeiko Who else rooted for him from the beginning….That nigga fineeeeeeee🤭🤭

[shellinaaa @AaronShellina]

@MrCharlesky I’m interested in the transcribing

[shellinaaa @AaronShellina]

@Nigeriangod_ She go just Dey regret this 9minutes wey she waste😂😂🥲🥲🥲it’s not even funny may God help her

[shellinaaa @AaronShellina]

@zillionokoye I’m interested

[Indya | 👠✨ @bardiing]

You just can’t make this shit up 🤣🤣🤣

[shellinaaa @AaronShellina]

@ISsossy The nigga fine tho

[Nma✨🌹 @ISsossy]

Has to be the weirdest transition you’ll see on the internet today😭

[shellinaaa @AaronShellina]

@Lotanna6139 Don’t use this brain to cross road o

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

Being good in bed is not about how long you last in penetration. That's a myth. Here's the truth:

1. Foreplay is everything. Worship her body. Kiss her neck, lick her ears, circle her nipples with your tongue, suck her breasts, and lick every inch until she vibrates. Never rush to penetration. Calm down and spend at least 15 minutes on foreplay.

2. Fingers can be powerful, but not every woman likes them. Know your woman. If she enjoys it, use it. If she doesn't, don't.

3. Stay in shape. Do regular exercises. There is nothing worse than killing it in foreplay for 15-20 minutes then exploding in under a minute after penetration. She will resent you for it. Build the stamina to last at least 2 minutes. That gives you 200 quality strokes.

4. Cut the sugar. Reduce chocolate, soda, and junk. Drop what you can completely. Eat more fruits (especially bananas) and vegetables. Your performance depends on it.

5. Control your excitement. The more desperate you get, the faster your brain pushes you to finish. Stay calm and in control.

6. Learn the difference between "harder" and "faster." They are not the same. Pay attention.

7. Don't start too fast. Begin slow, build to a steady rhythm, and communicate with her. Whisper kind, dirty, or soft words in her ear while you lick her neck and ears.

Master these and you will actually be good in bed.

Above all, love God.

[Wisdom @Wisdomcardi]

Coming soon

[shellinaaa @AaronShellina]

@CitySylv @iamcardib @MrDamianuc You are so stupid
See don’t let me swear for you oo
Carry your inferiority complex else where
Does that person look like Hennessy??
Besides how many years ago was that
It’s always y’all who do worse in secret that make the loudest noises💔💔

[Walter 🇳🇬 🇵🇭 🇨🇦 @gamerwalt]

I'll give married guys some free advice...

​Chase your wife around the house. You turn something on in her. You guys become children for just that 4 minutes running around. 😉

​Lift her off the ground. It says something to her mind. 😉

​But if you want to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy life, add these to the list:

​Take over the dinner chaos. When she is staring down the pot trying to figure out how to feed everyone, stepping in and saying, "I've got this," or just ordering the Friday night pizza or food so she doesn't have to cook, speaks directly to her soul.

​Handle the unsexy logistics.

​Give her the gift of absolute silence. Sometimes taking the kids out of the house for two hours so she can just exist in a quiet room without anyone needing anything from her.

​Flirt with her during the ordinary moments. A wink across the room while you are both cleaning up the kitchen reminds her that underneath the heavy titles of "Mom" and "Dad," you are still just two people crazy about each other.

​Notice the invisible labor. Thank her for remembering the scheduling, the grocery, and all the behind the scenes magic that keeps the house running. It bridges the gap and silently says, "I see exactly how hard you work for us."

​The movie romance is great, but the trenches of everyday life are where the real connection happens.

Show up for her there.

[shellinaaa @AaronShellina]

@LookingForMide Isn’t this tejubabyfaceshow???

[‘Mide @LookingForMide]

Adesua : Can I just say something , like he finished his Master with all As in that trying season like he’s one of the most brilliant people in his class, impeccable, his brain is literally one of my most favorite thing about him

Banky W : I think Men we don’t realize how strong our women are , they are stronger than us , they are just more emotionally expressive but they are strong,Baba you cannot carry a child👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

Me : Omo!! One of my favorite couple🥺Adesua got emotional, Banky wan use praises wound her😌🫢

[shellinaaa @AaronShellina]

@DrDanny2030 @grok verify what this man posted( is this true? Will her eggs start to rot?

[shellinaaa @AaronShellina]

@ejykmykel1 Very risky something😂😂😂but congrats

[carter🌚 @carter6f]

“When I was 9 months old, I was very ill and my mum took me to a local nurse because the hospital was a luxury then 💔

The nurse gave me a wrong injection, which triggered vascular necrosis… and I could only communicate through chess ♟️😭”

— Tunde Onakoya