GovernorBlam

just here for the takes and some shit talking

[GovernorBlam @AaronStatts]

@ShanePHallam Holy Shit we’re getting old. Happy Birthday bubba. I’m 10 years ahead of you.

[GovernorBlam @AaronStatts]

@MarkKaboly Hey Mark, Aaron Rodgers doesn’t have long hair bubba.

[GovernorBlam @AaronStatts]

@OldCraig @0xalank @coinbase I got laid off by Coinbase too Craig. I was the one in charge of locking up people’s accounts for no reason at all. I have an interview with the Social Security Administration next week. Wish me luck.

[GovernorBlam @AaronStatts]

@nickercolano He took one glance at this rookie class and was like, nah I’m good.

[GovernorBlam @AaronStatts]

Imagine her sucking his toes. All 3 of them.

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Deion Sanders and Karrueche spotted on vacation making out. 🏝️

[GovernorBlam @AaronStatts]

@troofdaddy Coleman or Stowers for me

[GovernorBlam @AaronStatts]

@bestballguy @bayoubengalfn I just followed you @bayoubengalfn I look forward to watching some of your drafts. You gotta be better than @bestballguy since he sets the bar pretty low 😂 (sarcasm…I love the show Eric)

[GovernorBlam @AaronStatts]

ONE OF US ONE OF US

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Sources: Texas Tech transfer quarterback Brendan Sorsby is checking into a residential treatment program for a gambling addiction. He’s under NCAA investigation in the wake of the discovery of Sorsby making thousands of bets via a gambling app. https://t.co/O7gNSqDaKE

[GovernorBlam @AaronStatts]

@LaurieFitzptrck Dat boi thick

[GovernorBlam @AaronStatts]

@GuruFantasyWrld yeah, but at least he doesn't have to compete with Carson Beck (sarcasm)

[GovernorBlam @AaronStatts]

@Emo__Cowboy

[GovernorBlam @AaronStatts]

@cooterdoodle That’s him saying “get them dishes done”

[Michael Fabiano @Michael_Fabiano]

Same question can be asked 31 years later.

[GovernorBlam @AaronStatts]

@CodyCarpentier we have found our next Jason Bourne @DevyEusuf

[GovernorBlam @AaronStatts]

@AlfredoABrown When you get old like me, your printer just sits there collecting dust because you’re tired of trying to figure out how to fix it, so you just email all your documents to your work email and use their printer.

[GovernorBlam @AaronStatts]

@JoshNorris @UDFootballShow And I’ll be drunk, watching you guys.

[GovernorBlam @AaronStatts]

@MattWaldman

[GovernorBlam @AaronStatts]

@MattWaldman Looks like my pup after a plate full of chicken.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

It’s absolutely perfect…

A liberal man in NYC yelling about how everyone is welcome, as a Muslim man yells "Allahu Akbar!" and uses him as a literal springboard to throw a homemade bomb.

The West’s suicidal empathy on video.