Aaron Twitchen 🎉

stand up comedy, aerial circus, living stereotype. debut book, homo history, out now

[Aaron Twitchen 🎉 @AaronTwitchen]

I couldn’t let Tulisa go into the jungle without schooling the girls on why you wronged her in the past

While we watch #imaceleb for the Rooney v Vardy fighting….. let’s stick around for the NDubz thriving https://t.co/MtrCrQTYUZ

[Aaron Twitchen 🎉 @AaronTwitchen]

Here here! Just ban filming in shops all together. It’s not needed

[UsdawUnion @UsdawUnion]

Imagine your most challenging day at work being filmed and posted online for thousands to see... 🎥📱

Filming retail workers is becoming an epidemic - we’re calling for an end to all recording in stores by the general public unless direct consent has been given 📵

Retail workers deserve respect, privacy and the right to do their jobs without fear of being publicly shamed, mocked or targeted online ❌

[Aaron Twitchen 🎉 @AaronTwitchen]

Jade Thirwall never met a lumidee sample she didn’t like 🥰

[Lily Allen @lilyallen]

Guess who… Beg For Me Remix TONIGHT at midnight

https://t.co/FfZ6rFGB42

[Cllr Tanisha Bramwell @tanishabramwell]

Our local meeting at Kirklees Council a few days ago has become viral.

Many people have seen the clips showing disagreement, frustration and confusion. What many have not seen is the full meeting, which remains available to watch online.

Cllr Sarah Wood, leader of Reform in Kirklees, nominated herself to become Leader of the Council. During the meeting she stated that she did not understand the constitution, yet simultaneously accused others of acting unconstitutionally for following the AGM process and established procedures. To me, those two positions are difficult to reconcile.

Cllr Wood also stated on camera, “We will make sure the residents know.”

That language concerns me. When elected representatives publicly label councillors, officers or cross party colleagues as acting unconstitutionally without evidence, it risks creating a false narrative. Words matter. They carry weight. They influence public perception.

I know all too well the real world consequences misinformation can have when it spreads locally. We have seen how narratives can take hold, how trust can be damaged and how individuals can become targets because of things that simply are not true.

That is why I stood up. That is why I challenged what was being said. That is why I was passionate in my response.

My only apology is to our newly elected Mayor. She conducted herself professionally throughout an extremely difficult meeting and ensured all sides had an opportunity to speak. She showed patience, fairness and leadership, and for that she deserves recognition.

Our communities benefit when councillors, regardless of political affiliation, communicate, cooperate and work together in the interests of residents.

Defamatory language, misinformation and a refusal to engage constructively do not help our communities. They do not solve problems, improve services or support residents facing real challenges in their daily lives.

On Thursday, the Council’s responsibility is clear. The focus must be on electing a Leader who can provide stability, competence and direction. Residents expect serious leadership, not political theatre. They expect councillors to focus on the issues that matter: local services, public finances, community safety and the future of Kirklees.

The people of Kirklees did not elect us to create division. They elected us to deliver results. That must remain the priority.

[Aaron Twitchen 🎉 @AaronTwitchen]

While we’re celebrating and appreciating the return of Mis-teeq

Can we please take a moment to admire the amazing photoshop job that perfectly blends Su-Elise legs directly into Aleshas arse

No apologies. Design is my passion. 10/10. No notes

[Aaron Twitchen 🎉 @AaronTwitchen]

@Creat1ve Would make sense.

Telstar (their old label) went bankrupt 20 years ago so maybe they’ve been able to regain the rights.

A bit like the Sugababes (bankruptcy aside)

[Fan Account @breatheonmiley]

A rep for Britney Spears slams TMZ’s claims that she was “causing chaos” at a restaurant:

“This is completely blown out of proportion. Britney was enjoying a quiet dinner with her assistant and bodyguard, telling a story about how her dog was barking at the neighbors.

At no point did she put anyone in danger with a knife. She was simply cutting her hamburger in half.

This constant attack on everything she does is exactly what happened 20 years ago, when the media tried to depict Britney as a bad person. This is ridiculous and it needs to stop now.”

[Aaron Twitchen 🎉 @AaronTwitchen]

@FruityMonbebe @MwenjaMuhoro I came to second this 🥰

[Aaron Twitchen 🎉 @AaronTwitchen]

@BlameEricLamont As someone, from the UK, who got tickets to both: totally agree

Although, maybe, they could handle reduced numbers if co-headlined

[Aaron Twitchen 🎉 @AaronTwitchen]

@cuzzy643 @venusjmi Didn’t Camilla have a song called Chanel No. 5

And isn’t that a Chanel purse, with a 5 on it? Am I digging too deep 🤪

[Aaron Twitchen 🎉 @AaronTwitchen]

@y2kpopart Poor Jessica

Forced to sing Britney music. Forced to perform in Destinys Child survivor wardrobe.

That label wanted her to be anyone but her. And STILL she thrived

[Aaron Twitchen 🎉 @AaronTwitchen]

Icon!

There’s a line that says ��it’s not yet known what she went in for”

We’ve all been there. You go in for batteries before you know if you’ve spent an hour in the garden centre, brought a set of wine glasses, 6 dryer sheets and had a shit in aisle 9

[Metro @MetroUK]

Police hunt woman who ‘pooed on shelf’ in shopping centre and just walked away https://t.co/2fK19AuNUe

[Aaron Twitchen 🎉 @AaronTwitchen]

@MiichaelKing @jadethirlwall I can confirm I pitched this in my audition process…. So they are fully aware of the potential

I made this plea passionately 😂

[Aaron Twitchen 🎉 @AaronTwitchen]

Couples on MAFS will be like “this is the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me in my entire life”

And it’s just a charcuterie board unwrapped from Morrisons

GET BETTER FRIENDS. My bestie does this EVERY week. We have a rota

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Subsidising meals in parliament for MPs and Peers costs the UK taxpayer up to £7 million a year. Despite the public facing huge food price inflation, we pay MPs & Peers to indulge on cheap fine dining. It’s time to remove taxpayer funded subsidies on parliamentary food.

[Charles Amos @mrcharlesamos]

Boomer pensioners have taken £1.20 out of the welfare state for ever £1 they've paid in.

[Aaron Twitchen 🎉 @AaronTwitchen]

@penfolduk01 😂

[Aaron Twitchen 🎉 @AaronTwitchen]

The biggest sign of inflation

In 2006 we had 7 pussycat dolls. Now we only have 3

[Aaron Twitchen 🎉 @AaronTwitchen]

She’s incredible because she does everything with genuine empathy, kindness and STILL keeps it movin’ and funny

One of the best interviewers out there

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Keke Palmer was SCARED when a stalker proposed to her mid-podcast and she realized it was NOT a prank 😳💀👀

“I can’t marry you, I don’t know you… I’m so sorry.”

[Alexander @alexanderrX_]

love the uk system. £9,250 a year for uni. £50k debt before you even start. then once you earn enough to actually pay it back they hit you with 40% tax 2% ni 9% student loan. 51% marginal rate. but sure the problem is you bought a coffee this morning lol

[Aaron Twitchen 🎉 @AaronTwitchen]

@klonoppin @pcdbrasil Yes. My sister had to do that at her last gynaecology appointment