A. Arthur Tyger

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@ssdance East Palestine resident here. Are your sources telling you the EPA will specifically test for dioxins in the soil in the crash site or throughout the village?

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@Jim_Jordan they are not testing for dioxins.

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@Jim_Jordan East Palestine resident here. No, our village is not a toxic cesspool or a Chernobyl. I have been walking my dog every day since the controlled burn, and if you didn't know it, you would think there wasn't an accident besides all the roaming reporters. However, a presidential

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@Jim_Jordan visit would force local businesses and schools to close. Plus, it would delay the cleanup process. You know the secret service doesn't joke around with this kind of event.
It's good to see you are using this as a device to score points rather than talking to the EPA as to why

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@joerogan East Palestine, Ohio resident here. The reports you have been talking about have been drastically dramatized. If you want an inside opinion, please reach out and I can get you the fact of the matter.

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@ThePoniExpress Probably file a "Who The Fuck Cares" report with HR.

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@Jim_Jordan The dignity of living in your district?

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@msdanifernandez Is there a sound of one's dreams being shattered?

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@nathaliejacoby1 Everyone who lives here.

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@ay_taybay Would you settle for acting like a +.500 season is winning a championship?

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@gabbgoudy All of them?

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@MarkMaddenX Don't know. They should be mad at her mom for naming her Greta.

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@ThePoniExpress

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@MarkMaddenX No, but they had losing season in the past 16 years. Obviously, this makes the Steelers the better team.

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@MarkMaddenX

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@ThePoniExpress No, not winning games when the Steelers should have cost the Steelers the playoffs.

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@ThePoniExpress No, counting on two other teams to lose will cost the Steelers the playoffs.

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@MarkMaddenX The best darn QB in the NFL for setting up the field goal unit. So, pin that to your hat.

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@ThePoniExpress @937theFan Not getting Uncle Rico when he was available and still tossing that mountain ball.

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@ThePoniExpress I don't think the CFL and the NFL work like that.