Aaron

I like to play music with my friends and talk about crazy shit

[Aaron @AarwellMaxron]

Then there's the asshole who see another cart with no one around it, throw the shit off the cart onto the floor and take the cart. Assholes

[Aaron @AarwellMaxron]

How are you gonna walk into a store, walk past 100s of carts, then walk around every department and get mad cause you can't find a cart... Then get annoyed when I say they're out front... With you sassy ass sigh like I'm supposed to feel bad for you. What's the thought process...

[Aaron @AarwellMaxron]

2024 has been a bitch so far.

[Aaron @AarwellMaxron]

Best part of working overnights is using the cripple shitter stall guilt free.

[Aaron @AarwellMaxron]

And now I will attempt to enter me hoe phase.

[Scott Lorenzo @TheScottLorenzo]

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The newest episode of The Kyle Aaron Thomas show. @AarwellMaxron @k_lam21 @tommycomedy69

[Aaron @AarwellMaxron]

I wanna start just randomly traveling and showing up places I know friends/ family are without telling them. Just pop up and ask where we getting drinks

[Aaron @AarwellMaxron]

If I ever start going to the doctor, I'll die within a year.

[Aaron @AarwellMaxron]

@TheScottLorenzo I'm tryin to dip out early.. but also trying to not look like a little bitch

[Aaron @AarwellMaxron]

Ever be in so much pain you just hate anything and everything, just walking around feeling like a pile of sticks and fecal matter?
Just wanna lay down and melt away, but even laying down hurts? Good times I love getting older

[Aaron @AarwellMaxron]

@TheScottLorenzo Yeeeerrr good shit

[Aaron @AarwellMaxron]

Anyone who puts shit under people's windshield wipers should all get tickets for littering.

[Aaron @AarwellMaxron]

Why don't these nerds make shiba Inu coin worth like a dollar.. that'd be fun

[Aaron @AarwellMaxron]

@HumansNoContext Die

[Aaron @AarwellMaxron]

@InternetH0F GOAT

[Aaron @AarwellMaxron]

Wanna make a reggae/techno crossover, call it nylon dreadlocks

[Aaron @AarwellMaxron]

Damn... I gotta work a double on labor day?! Isn't there a law against this kinda shit?

[Aaron @AarwellMaxron]

@danawhite

[Aaron @AarwellMaxron]

Every day I show up to work it feels like I've died and this is hell

[Aaron @AarwellMaxron]

@CertifiedfunnyG Write a song bout it.. then come over we can record it and shit