Alex

All tweets are my own ill informed personal views.

[Alex @AB1234321AB]

@TheWineSociety With my old man, who is not on Twitter/X...

[Alex @AB1234321AB]

@DHLParcelUK where is my delivery? You were supposed to come on Fri. You didn’t show. You were supposed to come on Mon. You didn’t show. You were supposed to come yesterday. You didn’t show. You said you’d come today between 16:06 and 17:06. Guess what? You didn’t show.

[Alex @AB1234321AB]

@DecadentDrinks @bowmore Your website appears to be broken…

[Alex @AB1234321AB]

@RoyalMileWhisky That went fast…

[Alex @AB1234321AB]

Stand down. App is back and I’ve checked out.

[Alex @AB1234321AB]

@waitrose I’m trying to check out an order with a midday cut off time but your site and app appear to be down. Can you extend my cutoff? Thanks.

[Alex @AB1234321AB]

@Homeys Brilliant! Thank you.

[Alex @AB1234321AB]

Morning @Homeys, do you have a Christmas extended returns period? I've just bought some slippers as a gift but might not have the right size.

[Alex @AB1234321AB]

@AmazonHelp Hi thanks, sort of. That link doesn’t say anything about what to do with the gift wrapping bags. Are they recyclable?

[Alex @AB1234321AB]

Hi @AmazonUK any suggestions for how to recycle or what to do with your colourful gift wrapping bags? We’ve got 4-5 from our son’s birthday and don’t want them to go to landfill.

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[Alex @AB1234321AB]

@parcelforce it has turned up. Thanks anyway.

[Alex @AB1234321AB]

Hi Patrick / @BakeryBits - when do you expect to reopen for orders again? Thanks.

[Alex @AB1234321AB]

@BakeryBits Oh right! It’s after 10, but I can’t seem to add anything to my basket - has the queue already been filled? Thanks for the reply

[Alex @AB1234321AB]

Hi Patrick / @BakeryBits just wondering when you’re going to be accepting more orders? Keen to get my sourdough fix! Thanks. 🥖

[Alex @AB1234321AB]

@Ocado Eventually managed to get onto the website to sort it out. Thanks for all your hard work over the past few weeks. Don't understand the hate and criticism that's coming your way - no business could possibly have planned for this. 👏

[Alex @AB1234321AB]

@Ocado just had a payment declined, how do I update my payment details as I can’t get into your website? I don’t want my future deliveries cancelled. Will you try the same card again later today?

[Alex @AB1234321AB]

@twhicher Speak to Tom Sain think he does this now. Can send you his # if you want

[Alex @AB1234321AB]

@GiveBloodNHS hi - I’ve got the Ro subtype and need to move my donation appointment to another venue (given COVID travel restrictions) - trying to find the phone number for Ro donors but have misplaced the letter you sent me - can you remind me of the number? Thanks

[Alex @AB1234321AB]

@Ocado any advice? My order is due in 9 hours...

[Alex @AB1234321AB]

Hi @Ocado, I’m supposed to have a delivery tomorrow but have not received a link to edit it or any confirmation that it’s going ahead. I have checked my junk folder. Can you help?